PICTURE
March 20, 1998
Photo from the collection of Steven Schmidt.
Check Mate King II
11:16:30 AM Saturday 21 st Mar 1998
"Now, are you SURE you ordered the anchovies??!! Answer me!!
patdc
4:44:0 PM Saturday 21 st Mar 1998
Do you love me? Say it to my ear.
Harpo
8:17:5 PM Saturday 21 st Mar 1998
Listen you guys....Sarge has invoked executive priviledge, and I don't hafta answer your questions, see?
Harpo
8:18:40 PM Saturday 21 st Mar 1998
It was terrible, Mr. Starr. First, Lieutenant Handly asked me if I wanted a cup of coffee...then we went to the study...
John Bonner
8:45:50 PM Monday 23 rd Mar 1998
Well Kirby, if 15 dead cows were a kraut patrol, then you had better take these glasses.
Chameleon
8:56:30 PM Monday 23 rd Mar 1998
"Son, I'll ask you once more...What were you thinking when you let them butcher your beautiful hair!?!"
Jo Davidsmeyer
12:23:9 PM Wednesday 25 th Mar 1998
You can confide in me. I'm your psychiatrist. Now, how long have you been hallucinating that the MP is a medic from your squad?
Sgt. Sondo
12:35:19 PM Wednesday 25 th Mar 1998
"Doc, can you help me get this MP off my back!?"
Steven J. Schulze
12:36:43 PM Wednesday 25 th Mar 1998
If you tell Conlan that "Is that an M-1 I feel or are you happy to see me" joke one more time, I'll kill ya.
Allan Kasprzak
4:1:59 PM Wednesday 25 th Mar 1998
If I've told you once, I've told you twice. You're the dummy and I'm the ventriloquist. Now sit on my lap.
Sooz
8:30:13 PM Wednesday 25 th Mar 1998
"Please read the letters on the bottom line of the chart." "E . . . I . . . S . . . O . . . .mmmm, is that a D or a G?"
Jo Davidsmeyer
7:49:4 PM Thursday 26 th Mar 1998
"And again!" "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain." "By God, Conlan, he's got it!"
Harpo
8:27:41 PM Thursday 26 th Mar 1998
OK. You don't wanna talk? You just wait, Mr. Smarty Pants. Here comes Mike Wallace....
Simba
1:42:49 AM Friday 27 th Mar 1998
"Think Kerby, the BAR....where did you put it?"
Aaron Dabney
7:41:32 PM Friday 27 th Mar 1998
One more time, Kirby, where did you hide Sarge's Thompson?
Harpo
10:58:24 PM Saturday 28 th Mar 1998
Someone in here just passed gas. It was you, wasn't it? Hmmmmm?
Chameleon
12:0:20 PM Tuesday 31 st Mar 1998
"Don't worry, you won't feel any pain...just a little zap and it'll *all* be over. Now put on these straps...."
Forward Observer
11:22:15 PM Thursday 2 nd Apr 1998
Kirby, I've told you, give your answer in the form of a question, for instance, "Who was the only character on Combat! without a name, only a nickname?"
Michael Andrew Dorosh
4:11:19 PM Sunday 5 th Apr 1998
"Let's go over this again. You sold your Combat Infantry Badge so you could afford THAT haircut????"
Bill Wildes
11:34:20 PM Sunday 5 th Apr 1998
"That's funny...Monica told me Slick was her cat's name."
Harpo
7:29:49 PM Monday 6 th Apr 1998
Now, can you tell us WHY we stick our stupid ties inside our blouses like this? I really wanna know, Kirby. WHY?
Chameleon
8:43:15 PM Monday 6 th Apr 1998
"C'mon, you can do it Kirby buddy!" "...X...YZ," "Yes!!!"
Checkmate Blue
10:47:12 PM Monday 6 th Apr 1998
My name is Kirby, William G., private.
My serial number is .........., and no, I won't tell you any more and you can't make me....
Harpo
11:23:54 AM Sunday 12 th Apr 1998
OK, Kirby. You've been in the hot seat for about three weeks now...are you ready for a new picture of the week?
french tiger
10:38:20 AM Monday 13 th Apr 1998
Gimme time, Gimme time. Now how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood. Sounds like an officier's problem to me.
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