PICTURE
October 7, 1998
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Jack Hogan as Kirby
King Two snw@gate.net 5:32:3 PM Wednesday 7 th
Oct 1998
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This is my weapon, this is my gun ...
Harpo harpo@cchat.com 7:27:18 PM Wednesday
7 th Oct 1998
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No, it's Kirby, not Ryan. Hey, wait! If my name's Ryan, do I get outa here?
Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 10:7:24
PM Wednesday 7 th Oct 1998
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"Can I come out of the corner now Sarge? And can I have my BAR back?"
Lona Van Allen lvanallen@webtv.net 3:21:15
AM Thursday 8 th Oct 1998
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Look I told you it was just Caje out their.
Othello despang@integrityonline7.com
2:36:44 PM Thursday 8 th Oct 1998
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Now, Sarge, I know you're not gonna believe this ... but them girls in the hayloft,
they just wanted tuh look at the stars. So, I was helpin' 'em stargaze. Yeah, that's it. I
was just, uh, improvin' relations with our allies, know what I mean???
Harpo harpo@cchat.com 6:51:44 PM Thursday 8
th Oct 1998
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OK, try to get both me and my mamma's painting, OK? Cheeeeeeeese ...
Olympian olympian@netscene.com 7:2:28
PM Thursday 8 th Oct 1998
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"Oooohhh . . . I should have never had that deep-fried lunchmeat at the ABC
commisary."
Van Wilson wilsonv@direct.ca 8:10:4 PM
Thursday 8 th Oct 1998
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Ah sorry Sarge. I was I was making sure sure the wine cell cellar wasn't damaged in the
bb bombing sir.
john sparkyct@webtv.net 11:21:50 PM
Thursday 8 th Oct 1998
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See how I can stick my gun barrel up this chicks nose? Well, I think it's funny.
Rick Jason jasonking2@earthlink.net 12:1:22
AM Friday 9 th Oct 1998
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Lt Hanley said I did something RIGHT!
brian j kelso bjkelso@webtv.net 1:30:49
PM Sunday 11 th Oct 1998
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Looks like a pker game is starting up.
Esther/Bob(Donna) tmbrcv@webtv.com 12:42:24
AM Tuesday 13 th Oct 1998
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Caje, I swear-would I lie to yas? There I was-drivin along, minding my own business-and
up around this bend, siting there pretty as a picture was this case of wine. Nothin' that
good ever happens while we're trapesin up and down them hills. And I would've saved ya
some but I ran out of Vinno before I ran out of road. Ya know what I mean, Caje. Yes
sir-re.
PatDC dipads@aol.com 4:26:21 PM Tuesday 13
th Oct 1998
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Sarge, can I keep the rifle after the war, you can have the painting.
Lead Thumb Formula 755155,777@compuserve.com
12:59:58 PM Friday 16 th Oct 1998
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Dont worry Sarge theres a whole battalion of crouts out there armed with mp 44's but
will take em on with are garands and Bar gun.
Carolyn Fansler cfansler@epix.net 2:26:48
PM Sunday 18 th Oct 1998
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You know that punch that Lt. Hanley served you all at his house at Recon, well, he
tried it out on me first, and, well, hic, that's not water I carry in my canteen, if you
get my drift.
Tom drthv8r@olg.com 10:32:29 PM Sunday 18
th Oct 1998
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It's not fair I tell ya. All the guys in the Squad get to go to town and have a good
time, and I've got to stay here and guard this stupid painting.
KING 6 lhogan@libby.rbls.lib.il.us 9:12:1
PM Wednesday 21 st Oct 1998
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Really, Sarge, my trigger finger DOES hurt!
Quiet Warrior rchellis@mindspring.com 4:4:58
PM Thursday 22 nd Oct 1998
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Hey Sarge! This painting was makin' me think "why can't we all just be
friends?" in fact, I'm thinkin' of puttin' a daisy in my rifle barrel...
KIrBy Rocks Dflanigan@NZ.com 8:5:37 AM
Monday 26 th Oct 1998
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Hey, buddy, pass the spam will ya?
Harpo harpo@cchat.com 9:14:47 PM Wednesday
28 th Oct 1998
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My pants? Oh, uh, .... I guess I DID forget to put my pants on, didn't I? This is
embarrassing, Sarge. Lemme run back to the foxhole, OK?
Drill Sarge nielsens@newell-fonda.k12.ia.u
5:37:20 PM Wednesday 4 th Nov 1998
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NO! I'm NOT as DUMB as I look!!
Drill Sarge nielsens@newell-fonda.k12.ia.u
5:37:30 PM Wednesday 4 th Nov 1998
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NO! I'm NOT as DUMB as I look!!
Harpo harpo@cchat.com 7:1:35 PM Wednesday 4
th Nov 1998
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Looks like Mr. "Not as dumb as I look" sent his caption twice! Whadaya think
o' that, Sarge?
Drill Sarge nielsens@newell-fonda.k12.ia.u
12:42:29 PM Thursday 5 th Nov 1998
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Not dumb, just too short an email address area! There needs to be an *s* at the end of
the address!! If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!!
Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 8:27:17
PM Thursday 5 th Nov 1998
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"My name? Uh. . .Well . . Gee, Colonel, ya caught me off guard with that
one."
nielsens @newell-fonda.k12.ia.us 4:18:29
PM Monday 9 th Nov 1998
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So you're the kids who played Drill Sarge and used your teacher's address. Good thing
you turned yourselves in before she came after you. Keep your promises about the internet,
guys, or she'll keep hers to you.
Harpo harpo@cchat.com 8:36:33 PM Thursday
19 th Nov 1998
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The next picture of the week? Uh, well ... gee, Sarge, I don't think it's ready yet.
Tony zameloche@remc11.k12.mi.us 10:58:28
PM Thursday 19 th Nov 1998
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"I gotta keep holdin' up this rifle until the picture changes . . . and it's
torture, I'm tellin' ya! This has gotta be against the Geneva Convention!"
Patrick nepats8@aol.com 9:36:51 AM Saturday
21 st Nov 1998
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Honest Sarge, I was only gone a few minutes............
DIPADS PATDC@COMPUSERVE.COM 2:9:9 PM
Monday 23 rd Nov 1998
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It takes 72 muscles to frown, only 1 to pull the trigger.
TOMMY GUNN cabuesch@usmo.com 12:26:38 PM
Tuesday 24 th Nov 1998
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I'M almost pretty enough to be on twelve o'clock high.
TOMMY GUNN cabuesch@usmo.com 12:29:29 PM
Tuesday 24 th Nov 1998
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I'M almost pretty enough to be on twelve o'clock high.
David B. Finlayson fdesign@usa.net 1:47:7
PM Tuesday 24 th Nov 1998
Here's a link to your site so I can visit you:www.toontalent.com
You guys go on the mission without me...somebody needs to stay back and guard this
framd print.
Guy Jordan gjordan@csonline.net 7:11:40
PM Thursday 26 th Nov 1998
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After a few years on this show, I can go to Hawaii and work on "Magnum: P.I."
Tom tande1054@aol.com 10:55:12 PM Friday
27 th Nov 1998
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Hey Sarge. This thing's alot lighter than a BAR. Can I have one of these?
KING 6 lhogan@libby.rbls.lib.il.us 11:25:29
AM Tuesday 1 st Dec 1998
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I have episodes of Combat! anyone can have for FREE. Please e-mail to the above
address. First come, first serve.
Ray rohlendo@blc.edu 12:7:4 PM Friday 4 th
Dec 1998
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What booze? I don't know anything about any booze, Sarge, honest. Have I ever lied to
you?
Gina jbarbieri@videotron.ca 11:27:59
PM Tuesday 8 th Dec 1998
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I didn't paint does moustache and glasses on her, sarge, I swear!
Dark Lord of the Sith dls71@hotmail.com 3:8:3
PM Thursday 10 th Dec 1998
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Please get your rifle out of my ass, Sarge!
KING KINGM52@AOL.COM 11:19:33 PM Thursday
10 th Dec 1998
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Auh gee Sarge I didn't mean the girls any harm, all I wanted was a little kiss, and I
sure didn't think their father was the Mayor. Do you think the lieutenant will understand?
KING KINGM52@AOL.COM 11:20:9 PM Thursday 10
th Dec 1998
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Auh gee Sarge I didn't mean the girls any harm, all I wanted was a
little kiss, and I sure didn't think their father was the Mayor. Do you think the
lieutenant will understand?
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