August 14, 1999

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From the episode "The Gun," as broadcast on History Television
Copyright ABC-TV. All rights reserved.
Picture provided by "Conan"

Hey, Sarge! Ol' Bessie here says it's time to turn this old picture of the week into glue.
submitted by: Harpo Sunday September 12th 1999 04:13:40

They shoot Horses...don't they?........
submitted by: Evan Cortez Thursday September 9th 1999 01:33:19

Horse, thinking to himself, "I wonder if this is how Mr. Ed got his start in show business?"
submitted by: Bill Berry Thursday September 9th 1999 02:52:59

Are these horses friendly...I mean do they let you ...ride them?
submitted by: Pvt. Creamy Wednesday September 8th 1999 10:47:37

Hey...either this is a really small horse or I am really tall!
submitted by: Hanley......AKA "skin" Wednesday September 8th 1999 10:43:13

"Hey guys, we're working plenty hard enough. Let's just shoot the horse and pull the cart ourselves!"
submitted by: GCI Saunders Wednesday September 8th 1999 10:55:58

Hey, Vic! How come the only one who gets a good view is the guy I put on point?
submitted by: Rick Jason Monday September 6th 1999 05:07:37

Thats all we need, another horse-toothed jackass on T.V.
submitted by: Bob Monday September 6th 1999 03:33:31

Talk about Army cutbacks! Asked for a truck, they give me this!
submitted by: SoldierGirl Monday September 6th 1999 01:08:59

"When I said I was a little horse, I didn't mean for you to go find me one, Doc."
submitted by: Colt .45 Saturday September 4th 1999 10:12:00

So there I was with there red slippers. And this old crone starts yellin' at me to give 'em to her. How was I to know that she was the wicked witch of the West and that she would turn me into a horse?
submitted by: Justin Time Saturday September 4th 1999 04:10:37

"C'mon, boy, PULL! We gotta drag this picture out at least another week ... "
submitted by: Harpo Friday September 3rd 1999 04:09:43

"That's right Sarge.....next war, ol' Rogers here is coming back as a surgeon at one of those cushy M*A*S*H units !" "The only horse I see'll be in my stew !"
submitted by: Block Tuesday August 31st 1999 08:27:46

"Awright, who contacted their fairy godmother? C'mon, change me back into Lt. Hanley right now. I'm sick of all this horsin' around!"
submitted by: White Queen Tuesday August 31st 1999 09:37:54

I hear ONE MORE CRACK about "Hors' de Combat" ...and I'm OUTTA here...!"
submitted by: Nathaniel Bridger Monday August 30th 1999 03:59:10

No Cage, I didn't say fix me up with a French horse. Who ever heard of a horsehouse?
submitted by: Bob Sunday August 29th 1999 07:09:57

I'm a horse of a different colour!
submitted by: JustinTime Sunday August 29th 1999 03:24:57

Say Sarge, isn't that OZ up ahead?
submitted by: Doug Friday August 27th 1999 09:59:16

Friends don't let friends drive Fords.
submitted by: Harpo Thursday August 26th 1999 01:35:18

Finally, a date for Littlejohn!
submitted by: Bigfly Wednesday August 25th 1999 09:25:04

We don' need no stinking Jeep!
submitted by: Harpo Tuesday August 24th 1999 08:37:26

Boy oh boy, this'll be the last time I ask for a colt!
submitted by: Bob Tuesday August 24th 1999 06:25:57

" Easy fellas, if I could run, I'd be in the Kentucky Derby"
submitted by: Pat DC Tuesday August 24th 1999 10:42:25

They should have named this episode "A funny thing happened on the way to the barn."
submitted by: Pat DC Tuesday August 24th 1999 10:41:10

My horse is very polite. Whenever we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!
submitted by: Pat DC Tuesday August 24th 1999 10:40:02

Was that the sound of a cannon or did you have a big feed of onions last night?
submitted by: Scotto Monday August 23rd 1999 09:22:27

"Easy, Big Fella...You'll be prancing to 'Bonnie Dundee' before those Mounties even know you're MISSING!"
submitted by: Nathaniel Bridger Monday August 23rd 1999 06:50:08

Horse (to himself): What a bunch of incompetents!
submitted by: Pat DC Monday August 23rd 1999 02:59:23

That young private Audie Murphy sure likes horses, doesn't he? I'll just bet the kid thinks he'll become a cowboy or something after the war.
submitted by: Harpo Sunday August 22nd 1999 10:49:50

You can lead a horse to a battle but you can't make a soldier out of him.
submitted by: Eddie Saturday August 21st 1999 01:18:34

Come on boys, fresh meat tonight.
submitted by: woody Friday August 20th 1999 02:12:47

Those're called "Road Apples," Billy.
submitted by: Harpo Thursday August 19th 1999 05:10:08

"Ya know, Sarge, ever since I got shot in the throat I've been feeling a little hoarse!"
submitted by: Haffie Wednesday August 18th 1999 07:23:07

He's a kraut horse, Sarge. He don't understand us. How d'ya say "whoa" in German, anyway ~ ?
submitted by: harpo Monday August 16th 1999 06:08:59

If this thing dies - we're not burying him in a FOXhole!!
submitted by: Omaha Al Monday August 16th 1999 07:40:01

SAUNDERS(to himself): That's the last time I say 'saddle up'!
submitted by: Bob Sunday August 15th 1999 06:03:15

Rollin', rollin', rollin' RAWHIDE.
submitted by: Bob Sunday August 15th 1999 05:59:12

HEY! Which one of you guys gave this horse beans for lunch and I'm downwind?
submitted by: Urian Sunday August 15th 1999 03:42:32

Wilbur! WILBUR!!!! I'm being horse-napped! Boy, how can I talk my way out of this mess!
submitted by: Red Dot Sunday August 15th 1999 03:07:03

Naw, naw, kid ... you gotta stay over on the "F Troop" side o' the studio, OK? C'mon with me ...
submitted by: Harpo Sunday August 15th 1999 02:28:48

What a great deal! We got the Mules and the Navy Got the Marines!
submitted by: Blue kow Sunday August 15th 1999 08:25:55

Sarge: O.K. men let's do it this time in three time harmony: A horse is a horse, of course, of course...
submitted by: 349th Heavy Weapons Saturday August 14th 1999 10:19:45

"Hey Sarge...this nag says his name is Francis and keeps asking for someone named Donald O'Connor."
submitted by: Jimbold2 Saturday August 14th 1999 09:15:18

Unless you are the lead horse the view never changes.
submitted by: B.J. Redmond Saturday August 14th 1999 07:26:45

Reminds me of a lot of people in the upper echelons of ABC who wore shirts and ties - but that didn't prevent them from being asses.
submitted by: Rick Jason Saturday August 14th 1999 06:47:02

Kirby: "Green acres is the place for me."

Mr. Ed: "I prefer, a horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless he's a..."

submitted by: Heavy Weapons Saturday August 14th 1999 06:40:35

Sarge, This horse keeps telling me his name is Mr. Ed, And he's gonna replace us.
submitted by: John Saturday August 14th 1999 06:35:56

Kirby: Doc, can I borrow your field dressing bag? I got a better idea for it, from this horse!
submitted by: Michael Bettiol Saturday August 14th 1999 05:38:13

Y'know, sittin' back here and admiring the view ... I'm suddenly reminded of Kirby for some strange reason.
submitted by: harpo Saturday August 14th 1999 04:45:33

"Good grief ! You need a bath, you refugee from the glue factory ! An' that horse is pretty rangy, too !"
submitted by: Block Saturday August 14th 1999 04:30:10

WHEN I TOLD THE SARGE THAT WE COULD USE SOMETHING WITH A LOT OF HORSEPOWER, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D TAKE IT LITERALLY!
submitted by: Pat Sewell Saturday August 14th 1999 01:07:09

Well, either it's horse manure clogging up the barrel, or the Sarge has been eating lots of ruffage lately.
submitted by: Mr. BAR Saturday August 14th 1999 11:33:48

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