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August 14, 1999
Captions written by fans, visitors to the COMBAT! web site.
From the episode "The Gun," as broadcast on History Television
Copyright ABC-TV. All rights reserved.
Picture provided by "Conan"
Hey,
Sarge! Ol' Bessie here says it's time to turn this old picture of the week into glue. |
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Harpo |
Sunday September 12th 1999 04:13:40 |
They shoot
Horses...don't they?........ |
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Evan Cortez |
Thursday September 9th 1999 01:33:19 |
Horse,
thinking to himself, "I wonder if this is how Mr. Ed got his start in show
business?" |
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Bill Berry |
Thursday September 9th 1999 02:52:59 |
Are these
horses friendly...I mean do they let you ...ride them? |
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Pvt. Creamy |
Wednesday September 8th 1999 10:47:37 |
Hey...either
this is a really small horse or I am really tall! |
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Hanley......AKA "skin" |
Wednesday September 8th 1999 10:43:13 |
"Hey
guys, we're working plenty hard enough. Let's just shoot the horse and pull the cart
ourselves!" |
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GCI Saunders |
Wednesday September 8th 1999 10:55:58 |
Hey, Vic!
How come the only one who gets a good view is the guy I put on point? |
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Rick Jason |
Monday September 6th 1999 05:07:37 |
Thats all
we need, another horse-toothed jackass on T.V. |
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Bob |
Monday September 6th 1999 03:33:31 |
Talk about
Army cutbacks! Asked for a truck, they give me this! |
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SoldierGirl |
Monday September 6th 1999 01:08:59 |
"When
I said I was a little horse, I didn't mean for you to go find me one, Doc." |
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Colt .45 |
Saturday September 4th 1999 10:12:00 |
So there I
was with there red slippers. And this old crone starts yellin' at me to give 'em to her.
How was I to know that she was the wicked witch of the West and that she would turn me
into a horse? |
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Justin Time |
Saturday September 4th 1999 04:10:37 |
"C'mon,
boy, PULL! We gotta drag this picture out at least another week ... " |
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Harpo |
Friday September 3rd 1999 04:09:43 |
"That's
right Sarge.....next war, ol' Rogers here is coming back as a surgeon at one of those
cushy M*A*S*H units !" "The only horse I see'll be in my stew !" |
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Block |
Tuesday August 31st 1999 08:27:46 |
"Awright,
who contacted their fairy godmother? C'mon, change me back into Lt. Hanley right now. I'm
sick of all this horsin' around!" |
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White Queen |
Tuesday August 31st 1999 09:37:54 |
I hear ONE
MORE CRACK about "Hors' de Combat" ...and I'm OUTTA here...!" |
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Nathaniel Bridger |
Monday August 30th 1999 03:59:10 |
No Cage, I
didn't say fix me up with a French horse. Who ever heard of a horsehouse? |
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Bob |
Sunday August 29th 1999 07:09:57 |
I'm a
horse of a different colour! |
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JustinTime |
Sunday August 29th 1999 03:24:57 |
Say Sarge,
isn't that OZ up ahead? |
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Doug |
Friday August 27th 1999 09:59:16 |
Friends
don't let friends drive Fords. |
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Harpo |
Thursday August 26th 1999 01:35:18 |
Finally, a
date for Littlejohn! |
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Bigfly |
Wednesday August 25th 1999 09:25:04 |
We don'
need no stinking Jeep! |
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Harpo |
Tuesday August 24th 1999 08:37:26 |
Boy oh
boy, this'll be the last time I ask for a colt! |
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Bob |
Tuesday August 24th 1999 06:25:57 |
"
Easy fellas, if I could run, I'd be in the Kentucky Derby" |
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Pat DC |
Tuesday August 24th 1999 10:42:25 |
They
should have named this episode "A funny thing happened on the way to the barn." |
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Pat DC |
Tuesday August 24th 1999 10:41:10 |
My horse
is very polite. Whenever we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first! |
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Pat DC |
Tuesday August 24th 1999 10:40:02 |
Was that
the sound of a cannon or did you have a big feed of onions last night? |
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Scotto |
Monday August 23rd 1999 09:22:27 |
"Easy,
Big Fella...You'll be prancing to 'Bonnie Dundee' before those Mounties even know you're
MISSING!" |
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Nathaniel Bridger |
Monday August 23rd 1999 06:50:08 |
Horse (to
himself): What a bunch of incompetents! |
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Pat DC |
Monday August 23rd 1999 02:59:23 |
That young
private Audie Murphy sure likes horses, doesn't he? I'll just bet the kid thinks he'll
become a cowboy or something after the war. |
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Harpo |
Sunday August 22nd 1999 10:49:50 |
You can
lead a horse to a battle but you can't make a soldier out of him. |
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Eddie |
Saturday August 21st 1999 01:18:34 |
Come on
boys, fresh meat tonight. |
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woody |
Friday August 20th 1999 02:12:47 |
Those're
called "Road Apples," Billy. |
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Harpo |
Thursday August 19th 1999 05:10:08 |
"Ya
know, Sarge, ever since I got shot in the throat I've been feeling a little hoarse!" |
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Haffie |
Wednesday August 18th 1999 07:23:07 |
He's a
kraut horse, Sarge. He don't understand us. How d'ya say "whoa" in German,
anyway ~ ? |
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harpo |
Monday August 16th 1999 06:08:59 |
If this
thing dies - we're not burying him in a FOXhole!! |
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Omaha Al |
Monday August 16th 1999 07:40:01 |
SAUNDERS(to
himself): That's the last time I say 'saddle up'! |
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Bob |
Sunday August 15th 1999 06:03:15 |
Rollin',
rollin', rollin' RAWHIDE. |
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Bob |
Sunday August 15th 1999 05:59:12 |
HEY! Which
one of you guys gave this horse beans for lunch and I'm downwind? |
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Urian |
Sunday August 15th 1999 03:42:32 |
Wilbur!
WILBUR!!!! I'm being horse-napped! Boy, how can I talk my way out of this mess! |
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Red Dot |
Sunday August 15th 1999 03:07:03 |
Naw, naw,
kid ... you gotta stay over on the "F Troop" side o' the studio, OK? C'mon with
me ... |
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Harpo |
Sunday August 15th 1999 02:28:48 |
What a
great deal! We got the Mules and the Navy Got the Marines! |
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Blue kow |
Sunday August 15th 1999 08:25:55 |
Sarge:
O.K. men let's do it this time in three time harmony: A horse is a horse, of course, of
course... |
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349th Heavy Weapons |
Saturday August 14th 1999 10:19:45 |
"Hey
Sarge...this nag says his name is Francis and keeps asking for someone named Donald
O'Connor." |
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Jimbold2 |
Saturday August 14th 1999 09:15:18 |
Unless you
are the lead horse the view never changes. |
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B.J. Redmond |
Saturday August 14th 1999 07:26:45 |
Reminds me
of a lot of people in the upper echelons of ABC who wore shirts and ties - but that didn't
prevent them from being asses. |
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Rick Jason |
Saturday August 14th 1999 06:47:02 |
Kirby:
"Green acres is the place for me." Mr. Ed: "I prefer, a horse is a horse, of course,
of course, unless he's a..." |
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Heavy Weapons |
Saturday August 14th 1999 06:40:35 |
Sarge,
This horse keeps telling me his name is Mr. Ed, And he's gonna replace us. |
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John |
Saturday August 14th 1999 06:35:56 |
Kirby:
Doc, can I borrow your field dressing bag? I got a better idea for it, from this horse! |
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Michael Bettiol |
Saturday August 14th 1999 05:38:13 |
Y'know,
sittin' back here and admiring the view ... I'm suddenly reminded of Kirby for some
strange reason. |
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harpo |
Saturday August 14th 1999 04:45:33 |
"Good
grief ! You need a bath, you refugee from the glue factory ! An' that horse is pretty
rangy, too !" |
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Block |
Saturday August 14th 1999 04:30:10 |
WHEN I
TOLD THE SARGE THAT WE COULD USE SOMETHING WITH A LOT OF HORSEPOWER, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D
TAKE IT LITERALLY! |
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Pat Sewell |
Saturday August 14th 1999 01:07:09 |
Well,
either it's horse manure clogging up the barrel, or the Sarge has been eating lots of
ruffage lately. |
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Mr. BAR |
Saturday August 14th 1999 11:33:48 |
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