Docs Dignified Declarations
Compiled with notes Sept. 25, 2000 by Nancy
LionStorm aka 349th Heavy Weapons Crew.
This page honors Conlan Carters memorable portrayal of Doc. The following scenes
illustrate Docs thoughtful kindness, his gentle coaxing, as well as his quiet faith.
But it also includes those rare instances when Docs ire is raised. Heres
"Doc", the medic with no name.
Dialogue excerpts from the following episodes:
(All dialogue is copyright ABC-TV. See each episode excerpt for writer
credits.)
Hills
Are for Heroes, Pt. One
written by Gene L. Coon
(Suggested by Foxhole Filly)
[Scene: As Doc rips open Saunders pants leg to attend wound, Hanley joins them in
rear room of bunker at base of the hills.]
HANLEY: How is he?
SAUNDERS: Its not too bad, Lieutenant.
DOC: Dont you pay any attention to him, Lieutenant. Hes got a hole there
you could lose a grenade in.
SAUNDERS: How we doing out there, Lieutenant? They give up yet?
HANLEY: I make it two machine guns, barbed wire each pillbox. How about you? See
anything else?
SAUNDERS: They dont need anything else. Ah, Doc, forget it. My leg doesnt
hurt that much.
DOC: Yeah, Ill bet it doesnt.
SAUNDERS: I dont want it, not until we get what we came for. Im not going
to do any good asleep.
HANLEY: It may be quite a while before we get what we came for.
DOC: Well then, you ought to take the shot.
SAUNDERS: Now, Doc, I dont want it.
HANLEY: If the pain gets any worse, give him a shot. Dont pay any attention to
him.
DOC: Yes, sir.
[Hanley exits.]
DOC: Boy, we bought some trouble, huh?
SAUNDERS: A little.
DOC: Sure glad Im not wearing those bars!
The Long Way Home,
Pt. Two
written by Edward J. Lakso
(Suggested by Scout)
[Scene: Captain Steiner questions Doc.]
STEINER: I ask you again, the man from your group who escaped, did he have information?
[No response from Doc.]
STEINER: What did you learn on your reconnaissance patrol the night before you were
captured?
[No response from Doc.]
STEINER: Did you use your radio?
[No response from Doc.]
STEINER: Did you contact your superiors?
[No response from Doc. Steiner rises, approaches Doc and hits him with a riding crop.
Startled, Doc looks momentarily at the crop, then turns his head away, face forward, eyes
straight ahead.]
STEINER: Youre a Corp. man, you know how intense pain can be.
[Silence from Doc, then...]
DOC: One Halloween, when I was about three years old, a bunch of goblins and ghouls
came to our house. Scared me so bad I screamed and ran right into the piano. It took
twenty stitches to sew up my head. Next year those same goblins and ghouls came around,
screamed and stomped and hollered. This time I just laughed. Just a bunch of kids hiding
behind their little Hollowed masks. The point is, Captain, you only get so scared, red on
your mask is not gonna do it.
Bridgehead
written by Edward J. Lakso
(Suggested by Scout)
[Scene: Doc attends Littlejohns wound in cellar. Hanley enters.]
HANLEY: He going to be all right?
DOC: Sure, Lieutenant. Well patch him up. May be in a week or two he can go out
and try it again. May be this time hell take one clean and easy. No pain, just first
hes here and then he isnt. This half way stuff kind of slows down the war
effort.
HANLEY: All right now, take it easy.
DOC: Shrope was lucky. Poor devil ran out and got his real quick. Well, at least he
doesnt need any more explanations.
[After a brief exchange between Hanley and Littlejohn, Doc starts to leave, pulling off
his medics armband.]
HANLEY: Now, where do you think youre going?
DOC: I want a rifle!
HANLEY: You what?
DOC: I want to get in this shooting war. I want a rifle. Now I have had it up to here
with bandages and aspirin. Now I want a RIFLE!
HANLEY: Now you know thats impossible.
DOC: Why, because of the rules? I dont shoot anybody; nobody shoots me?
Were so civilized weve even got rules to kill each other by. Boy, thats
what I call organization!
HANLEY: Well, dont knock it. Organization got us this far, all the way from
Normandy. Now he does his job, I do mine, and you do yours!
DOC: Thats fine, Lieutenant, but Im beginning to think Im going to be
all by myself when this things over. Now the killing is getting way ahead of the
fixing!
Glory Among Men
Written by Tom Seller
[Scene: Having begun the ordered retreat, Doc stops to watch the Sarge disarm the
grief-maddened Laslo. Then glancing at his medical bag, Doc returns to the fallen tree.]
MASON: Help me!
[Doc takes a morphine kit from his bag as he gauges the distance to Mason.]
SARGE: What do you think youre doing, huh?
DOC: Hes in pretty bad shape, Sergeant. It s going to get worse. Im
going to try to get a shot of morphine to him.
SARGE: What are you going to do? Youre going to walk out there and hand it to
him, huh? Were pulling out of here and youre coming with us. Youre
coming with us. Thats an order.
DOC: Sarge, theres a wounded man out there and he needs this. Now, if I
dont try to get it to him, well, theres no point in my being here, is there?
The Leader
Written by Esther & Bob Mitchell
(Suggested by Col Clyde)
[Scene: Kirby takes injured soldier over to Doc.]
DOC: Put your hand on that and hold it real tight.
KIRBY: Doc, you think I made a mess of it, two more dead?
DOC: Well, theres another way of looking at it, Kirby. You know theres nine
of us still alive. You did all right. The tripwire worked, it helped.
KIRBY: Aghh, it helped a lot more when Sarge did it up on that hill.
DOC: Yeah, but that has nothing to do with this! The Sarge had a machine gun, it was
raining, the terrain was different. Its not the same thing at all.
KIRBY: But the Sarge
DOC: Yeah, but the Sarge aint here, Kirby! And hes not likely to be here
before we get out of this thing. You know, you ought to stop worrying about what the Sarge
would do. Its what youre gonna do that counts... Kirby? Whether we live or die
depends on you, and nobody else.
The First Day
Written by Esther & Bob Mitchell
(Suggested by Foxhole Filly)
[Scene: After their first encounter with the enemy the new replacements rest by the
river for a few minutes.]
McBRIDE: Hey, hey you guys! Ah, did I ever show you this? Its a 4H book.
OTHER REPLACEMENT: Whats that 4H mean?
MCBRIDE: Head, heart, hands and health. Its a club for farm kids.
DOC: Whats your project, Mac?
MCBRIDE: Three Black Angus calves.
DOC: Hey, no kidding! Can I see that?
MCBRIDE: Sure. My projects written up on the second page.
DOC: Its very good, Mac. You know this thing tells quite a bit about you? Where
youre from; who your brothers and sisters are; when you enlisted and everything.
What was it they taught us in Basic? Ah, you know, about what you can tell the enemy if
youre captured?
MCBRIDE: Name, rank, serial number
oh yeah.
[Doc quietly looks on as McBride tears up the 4H book].
Conflict
Written by Esther & Bob Mitchell
[Scene: The episode antagonists, Caje and Littlejohn, are left with Doc while
Saunders and McCall scout out a small building.]
DOC: You guys ought to feel real proud of yourselves!
CAJE: Doc, I told you to skip the sermon.
DOC: Listen, you tell me to shut up and Ill bust you one myself! And that goes
for you too, you big ape!
LITTLEJOHN: Now wait a minute, Doc.
DOC: Whats the matter? Dont you like that kind of talk? Sounds pretty
stupid, doesnt it? Well, thats just exactly what you two have been sounding
like all night. Like a couple of kids. Dont even know what youre arguing about
anymore. So youre tired. And you got a little wet and you need sleep. Well, big
deal, so does everybody else. What about the Sarge? Boy, youre really helping him
arent ya? Why do you suppose he left you two here?
LITTLEJOHN: What are you talking about? He left us here to cover him.
DOC: Did he, or was it because he was afraid he couldnt trust you any more?
[After Sarge is rescued and theyre back from their mission we see Doc and
Littlejohn alone in a barn. Doc finishes packing his supplies and prepares to leave.]
LITTLEJOHN: Where are you going?
DOC: To see the Sarge. Look, you knew where I was going.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah. Doc, will you do me a favor? Will you ask him something for me?
DOC: You got something to say, why dont you tell him yourself?
LITTLEJOHN: I dont know, Doc. He was pretty mad out there.
DOC: Sure he was mad, but he had a right to be! Look, you were wrong and you know it.
LITTLEJOHN: Yeah, but
DOC: No buts! Why do you think Ive been stalling here for? Come on!
A Childs Game
Written by Gilbert Ralston, Sidney Ellis
[Scene: Doc watches over two Hitler Youth POWs.]
DOC: How long you been in the war?
[Silence from the prisoners.]
DOC: Well, dont your parents worry about you?
DIETER: My mother, my father were killed in Berlin - American bombers.
DOC: is that why youre here?
KURT: Hes here because it is his duty!
DOC: At your age?
KURT: At birth!
DOC: Let me give a a little tip.
KURT: Tip?
DOC: Advise! The sergeant may not have any choose. And if you dont want to see
your buddies killed you better do what you can to get them out of here.
KURT: So why doesnt he attack? Perhaps it is not they who will die?
DOC: Dont you bet on it!
A Cry
for Help
Written by Sheldon Stark
[Scene: The skirmish ensues while Doc and the German medic wait in the cemetery.]
DOC: It sounds pretty rough up there, doesnt it?
HALSMAN: One thing is certain: there are dead and wounded.
[They continue to wait.]
HALSMAN: Why dont you go on? I cant do anything now.
DOC: Well, neither can I. Like you said: sometimes its harder to sit and just do
nothing.
HALSMAN: Are you sorry for it?
DOC: I dont know. When I patch a guy up and I
Well, I figure hes got
a chance to get back and get help. I ah, I wouldnt have it any other way.
HALSMAN: You and me are alike. It is good to find someone who understands.
[Doc is shot. Halsman frees himself, but rather than escape, helps Doc. Finally, the
fighting ends]
DOC: Sounds like its over.
HALSMAN: Keep still.
DOC: Look Im OK now. I can, I can manage. Look, theyll, theyll help
me when they get back down here. I dont need you! What do you want me to do, draw
you a picture?
Gideons Army
Written by Charles B. Smith
[Scene: With the odds seven to one against them, Doc lays out medical supplies as
the rest of the squad prepares for the expected attack from a full German platoon. Kirby
joins Doc.]
KIRBY: Its the most Mickey Mouse outfit I ever saw. Think well get away
with it Doc?
DOC: Well, I dont know. Its been done before.
KIRBY: What do you mean? Who ever pulled off a deal like this before?
DOC: Well for one there was this fellow named, Gideon.
KIRBY: Gideon who?
DOC: Well, you know just, just Gideon in the Bible. You should have gone to Sunday
school, Kirby.
KIRBY: Huh, huh, huh! Thats what my old lady used to tell me. Who was this Gideon
guy any way?
DOC: Well, I dont know. He was just a
Wait a minute. [Pulls out pocket
Bible, mutters] Judges, Judges, Judges, Judges, Judges Seven, seven
[Resumes in
normal voice]:
And the LORD said unto Gideon, By the three hundred men that lapped will I save you and
deliver the Midianites unto thine hand; let all the other people go every man unto
his place. [Mutters] So on, and so on down, and so on. That is, ah
[Resumes in normal voice] And Gideon divided the 300 men into three companies, and he
put a trumpet in every mans hand with empty pitchers, and lamps within the pitchers.
And he said onto them, Look on me, and do likewise, and behold when I come to the outside
of the camp, it shall be that as I do, so shall ye do. When I blow with the trumpet, I and
all that are with me, then blow ye the trumpets also on every side of all the camp, and
say The sword of the Lord and of Gideon!
So Gideon and the hundred men that were with him came unto the outside of the camp in
the beginning of the middle watch, and they had but newly set the watch; and they blew the
trumpets and break the pitchers that were in their hands. And the three companies blew the
trumpets and break the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and trumpets in
their right hands to blow withal, and they cried, The sword of the Lord and of Gideon! And
they stood every man in his place about the camp, and all the host ran, and cried and
fled. And the three hundred blew their trumpets, and the Lord set every mans sword
against his fellow, even throughout the host; and the host fled.
And thats exactly what the Sarge is trying to do. |