OK, Saunders if you win you can sit on my lap ! | ||
submitted by: | Ron Harmon | Sunday October 17th 1999 09:41:30 |
He who smelled it, dealt it! | ||
submitted by: | Bob | Wednesday October 13th 1999 06:59:44 |
Heh look Sarge I won fair and square, I run the squad for a day and your on point! | ||
submitted by: | Fly Boy | Monday October 11th 1999 07:46:53 |
He who cracks a smile loses. | ||
submitted by: | PatDC | Sunday October 10th 1999 09:43:12 |
He who cracks a smile loses. | ||
submitted by: | PatDC | Sunday October 10th 1999 09:42:35 |
Hey Sarge, How do play old maid? | ||
submitted by: | a w beauchamp | Sunday October 10th 1999 12:26:04 |
Hey Sarge, How do play old maid? | ||
submitted by: | a w beauchamp | Sunday October 10th 1999 12:25:19 |
"I tell ya Saunders, if I have to play this hand too many more days, I'll wear the spots clean off!!" | ||
submitted by: | Jimbold2 | Friday October 8th 1999 12:40:02 |
You know, James, in this light you look just like my first wife Barbara. | ||
submitted by: | Mark.Hansen@wdc.com | Thursday October 7th 1999 02:38:05 |
Well Saunders, it looks like it's up to us to write some captions, since we haven't seen a new one in weeks. O.K. Three peanuts crossed the road and one was a salted! Get it a salted, asaulted, hello is anybody out there? I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding. HA HA HA HA SNORT HA HA HA HA. BA BA BOOEY BA BA BOOEY BA BA BOOEY!!! | ||
submitted by: | The Chipmeister | Wednesday October 6th 1999 06:41:50 |
gadjo | ||
submitted by: | gadjo | Sunday October 3rd 1999 07:18:20 |
"Hurry up and pick one--I'm meeting this Russian Broad with a really incredible overbite!" | ||
submitted by: | FireFox | Saturday October 2nd 1999 03:18:05 |
"You mean, THIS is how they make up our orders?? ...That figures...." | ||
submitted by: | Johnny Canuck | Saturday October 2nd 1999 03:13:54 |
"Go ahead, Laugh--- but 30 years from now, the only prime-time Military show on TV will star a couple o' front-line LAWYERS!" | ||
submitted by: | FireFox | Saturday October 2nd 1999 03:09:18 |
"Hey--if you like my "Blackjack" strategy, just wait till you see what I've got lined up for the 'Slots!" | ||
submitted by: | Nathaniel Bridger | Friday October 1st 1999 06:42:34 |
Jim: I foresee three kings be stealing Saddam's gold bullion. Vic: Who's Saddam? | ||
submitted by: | Eddie | Wednesday September 29th 1999 11:47:33 |
Hey, Are you going to look at me or play a game of Five Card Stud!!! | ||
submitted by: | Jonathan Strausser | Monday September 27th 1999 08:28:13 |
Hey, Are you going to look at me or play a game of Five Card Stud!!! | ||
submitted by: | Jonathan Strausser | Monday September 27th 1999 08:27:57 |
Sarge, Your start'in to worry me! | ||
submitted by: | G.I. JERSEY | Saturday September 25th 1999 04:36:40 |
*f I stare long enough maybe I can get him to admit he's a lousy Kraut.* | ||
submitted by: | Heavy Weapons Crew | Wednesday September 22nd 1999 10:48:44 |
Whada ya mean "Act natural"? Your fake ear looks ridiculous! | ||
submitted by: | bigdog | Tuesday September 21st 1999 07:08:05 |
Hey Jimmy, is that your Academy award in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me ? | ||
submitted by: | Evan Cortez | Tuesday September 21st 1999 06:02:31 |
"Want in? I'm playing old maid!" | ||
submitted by: | Colt .45 | Sunday September 19th 1999 07:35:06 |
"When I count to three, cough". | ||
submitted by: | Colt .45 | Sunday September 19th 1999 07:31:57 |
"No, that's not where the phrase 'ace in the hole' comes from, so please remove your hand!" | ||
submitted by: | Jimbold2 | Sunday September 19th 1999 06:36:08 |
So you've been using George Hamilton'S tanning bed too, huh, Vic? | ||
submitted by: | Filly | Sunday September 19th 1999 06:35:12 |
"Ya know, Vic....this is the way I got my role in, "The Great Escape"......Steve McQueen was no card player !" | ||
submitted by: | Block | Sunday September 19th 1999 05:39:15 |
"That's right, Sarge......one little ace, and I'm in like Flynn !" | ||
submitted by: | Block | Sunday September 19th 1999 05:31:51 |
Yeah, you can buy me a drink. Why're you lookin' at me like that? | ||
submitted by: | Harpo | Sunday September 19th 1999 03:41:04 |
"Don't mess with me, Saunders; I learned to play on the set of The Magnificent Seven!" | ||
submitted by: | Jimbold2 | Sunday September 19th 1999 01:28:58 |
Hey Saunders: Quit lookin' at me like that. Go write the wife a letter. Better yet go see corporal Creamy. GCI SEMPER FRY | ||
submitted by: | SKIN | Sunday September 19th 1999 12:17:07 |
Saunders, lemme borrow one of your razor blades. They appear to be doin' a lot better job for you than these "PX Specials" I got. | ||
submitted by: | The Owl | Sunday September 19th 1999 11:41:23 |
Saunders, wanna play 52 card pick-up? | ||
submitted by: | PatDC | Sunday September 19th 1999 08:56:33 |
"Your mouthwash ain't cuttin' it, Sarge!" | ||
submitted by: | Red Dot | Saturday September 18th 1999 11:47:45 |
Ok Jimmy you're killing me..how much is it for your new video " How to win at Blackjack?" | ||
submitted by: | Buck Private | Saturday September 18th 1999 11:23:48 |
Who says the black jack goes on the red queen? I'm playing by German rules, Sergeant! | ||
submitted by: | White Queen | Saturday September 18th 1999 06:23:13 |
Well, your king beats my jack, guess I gotta let you punch me in the face again. This punch poker kinda sucks; you sure you ain't got no money to bet? | ||
submitted by: | Harpo | Saturday September 18th 1999 02:21:17 |
"Saunders, you accusing me of cheatin' at Solitaire?" | ||
submitted by: | Heavy Weapons Crew | Saturday September 18th 1999 07:22:35 |
"See? Nothing's up my sleeves." Saunders: "Yeah, right! And nuthin' in your head." | ||
submitted by: | Heavy Weapons Crew | Saturday September 18th 1999 07:18:47 |
O.K Kirby, loose the shorts, HUBBA HUBBA (Boy do I ever need a fraulein!) | ||
submitted by: | Bob | Friday September 17th 1999 08:20:05 |
Our Dealer Flint! | ||
submitted by: | SFC JOHN | Friday September 17th 1999 08:09:10 |
Whaddya mean, "Kearney's Rules"? Who the heck is Kearney? | ||
submitted by: | GCI Saunders | Friday September 17th 1999 11:58:56 |
Three red queens?! Okay boys - the game is 5 Card CANASTA!! | ||
submitted by: | Omaha Al | Friday September 17th 1999 08:48:11 |
High Card gets first choice: the redhead at the bar or the bathtub and hot water. Do you think we've been out here too long when we have to think about it? | ||
submitted by: | Pat Sewell | Thursday September 16th 1999 02:47:17 |
Vic, that had better be your .45 that I feel. | ||
submitted by: | King Two | Thursday September 16th 1999 08:06:46 |