Combat! Promotional photo of
Vic Morrow and Rick Jason
photo courtesy of Chuck Schauer
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: "That foxhole down there sure looks inviting, you know what they said about sharing warmth".
Saunders: "Forget it Lieutenant..the script says nothing about that, besides you haven't shaven in a week.
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Jagpanzer??? No way....It's a PzKw Mark VI, late version "E", with a Henschel turret, steel road wheels, and a large case of Limburger on board!!!"
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Okay, now hop UP on your right foot, kick out with yer LEFT, and cross yer arms over yer chest. We'll show those @!*#$ Reds, yet!!"
| By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Heh Sauders I think these tank tracks were made by a Sherman"..."No way Lieutenant everybody knows it's a Jagdpanther V, didn't they teach you anything??"..these 90 day wonders are going to get me killed.
| By Bob on Unrecorded Date: |
Yeah, I know it looks like one, but it's just the way I'm holding my gun. I mean machine gun.
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"You can look at it as long as you want, Lieutenant - I still rolled a seven. Now hand over the Rolex."
| By Pern on Unrecorded Date: |
"O.K. Saunders, you're saying if I get on one knee the proposal will go better."
"Sure, Lieutenant, and the carbine is a nice touch, at least her father won't give you any grief."
| By Ira Woolery on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: MEDIC ! MEDIC ! Stumpys been...uuhh, I mean, the Lt's been shot!
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Well, you BOTH can't have a Thompson for the series duration - one of you will have to use the pea shooter. I'll let you know my decision in a minute, guys. (Eenie-meenie-miney-mo . . . )"
| By Craig Rothhammer (Gueststar) on Unrecorded Date: |
See?...There's the creep who stole my tin pot!....Think you can hit him this time LT? (Since ya just scared him with your puny little carbine last time!)
And try not to ding my helmet, or you're next!
| By chip s. on Unrecorded Date: |
Now to be "cool" you flip your collar up like mine, then you sling your thumb in your belt like this - no, no, Rick, not on the holster. Didn't you see me in "Blackboard Jungle?" THAT was "cool."
| By Anna McDougald Endora on Unrecorded Date: |
"It was them prunes in the ration box, right?"
| By Paul McDougald on Unrecorded Date: |
"Are you SURE they went that way, Lieutenant???"
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Well, that's ONE rat that won't bother us any more. Uh, Saunders? . . . you got a spare clip? I emptied mine."
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: This will make an interesting publicity photo.
Sarge (to himself): At last, a pic where I'm taller than Hanley.
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Yeah, I see what you mean - this road is made completely out of yellow bricks. Lieutenant, I don't think we're in Normandy anymore."
| By Rick Jason on Unrecorded Date: |
No Vic, not flat feet!, Flat FOOT!
| By John Pence (Artillery) on Unrecorded Date: |
Lieutenant, while you're down there, would you help me unstick my zipper?
| By Ira Woolery on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: "Oh, ok Lieutenant. But next time I kneel and you curtsey!"
| By Ira Woolery on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: " OK, which one of you clowns dug this one legged foxhole ".
| By Rachel L. Ohlendorf (Whitequeen1) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: "Hey, if we stand here lookin' all big-and-bad and actin' manly, maybe somebody will take our picture."
Saunders: "Or maybe some Kraut will shoot us."
Hanley: "Well, then we'll leave good-lookin' corpses."
| By Rachel L. Ohlendorf (Whitequeen1) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: "What does it mean if the water in the dinosaur footprint is getting all ripply?"
Saunders: "It means we're on the wrong set and a T-rex is about to invade."
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Howdaya hold that Thompson up all day, Saunders?
I can't even stand up holdin' one of these! I gotta get me a carbine . . . "
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Well, Lieutenant, from the size of those other bootprints, I'd say Caje and Kirby took out for the evac hospital. Leave it to those two to locate the nurses!