| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
"You know Keenan that nose of yours could stop a kraut 88"
"Well Shecky I've seen your act in Vegas and ..well lets just say you better keep your day job as a dogface".
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Col. Clyde: "Yuk, this cigar sucks!"
Braddock: "Kinda like sucking on a prune pit, huh, Sir?"
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
Ya know, Braddock, with my cigar stuck in your mouth you'd look a whole lot like me. (Na, nobody would ever fall for it!)
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"You know that tank that went missin', Sir? Well there's this place I heard of, called eBay....."
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
"Private, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions of stars, sir"
"And what does that tell you, Pvt."
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sargeant"
"Well Private, it tells me that somebody stole our tent."
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
When I said to "secure the building" I did not mean for you to take out a three-year lease with an option to buy!!
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
You're no good, Braddock.
Thank-you sir......I mean....YES SIR!
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
I'm glad you and the wife are excited about the new baby. When I was born the doc asked my mom if she wanted a refund...
| By Amy Schrock on Unrecorded Date: |
Now, I had some very important maps on my desk
and now there gone.And I know you well enough to
know you took them. NOW WERE ARE THEY! Well sir
I can truthfully say that I no longer am holding
them.
| By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Heh those idiots in supply screwed up again, I'am sure I requisition for more smoke grenades and look what they sent instead."
"Marvelous Private..I wonder if the guys in Rat Patrol have the same problem?".
| By Bob on Unrecorded Date: |
You say a broad named Lorena gave it to you, and it belonged to John Wayne? EWW!!!
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
You stole WHAT from Churchill?
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
"If that thing is a Havana Special, than I'am General Eisenhower, smells more like a pair of Stalin's old socks."
"Easy there Private, I could have you transfered doing endless reruns on Hogan's Heroes".
| By JohnBoy on Unrecorded Date: |
If I have to get the LT. up here you will give me that cigar. Dodger? What's he got to do with this?
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Hah! Lookit this wrapper! 'Imported from USA'.
Even in France you can't get a decent cigar! War
is hell, soldier".
| By Ira Woolery (Irawoolery) on Unrecorded Date: |
I don't understand. Sarge gets to shoot a Thompson, Kirby gets to shoot a BAR and all I get to shoot is this lousy Laser Light Pen ?
| By Rachel L. Ohlendorf (Whitequeen1) on Unrecorded Date: |
Well, sir, this cowboy in a green and white poncho was walkin' around here, and he looked so cool smokin' one of those and squintin', I just had to try it...
| By Bob on Unrecorded Date: |
You say this was given to you by a priest?
Holy smoke.
| By shannon jurgens on Unrecorded Date: |
Does any one know were a person can locate the combat playset with the trucks,jeeps,men etc. I had one as a kid.
thanks
shannon j.
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Braddock, I'm about to invent a new rank in this man's Army - one below buck private. And you will have the honor of being the first to hold it!"
| By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date: |
"And I thought my Vegas act was a stinker - - those Swishers are anything but Sweet, Colonel!"
| By 349thhvywpnscrew on Unrecorded Date: |
You know Schecky, I don't know which script writer wrote my character had to smoke this disgusting thing, but if I ever get my hands on him...
Don't look at me, Pal I only write my OWN gags.
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Oh, it's yours, Sir? Sorry. It was just layin' on your desk, and I thought somebody dropped it there, or sumpthin'. It ain't smoked much - and I don't have a cold or anything."
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"I'll sell it to ya cheap, Colonel - only one owner, and it's got a lotta mileage left in it."
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Well sir, when we started that raid, you said you wanted plenty of German butts to show for it, but that's the only one we could find . . ."
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"How do I light it without singeing my mustache? Y'know, Private, I never really though about it before."
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Excuse me sir but if you insist on lightin' up that stinkin' seegar in here..this grenade in my pocket just might happened to go off, either way smoking could be dangerous to your health"
| By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Is that all I get??? a lousy cigar for taking out that kraut pillbox???..rather have a seven-day pass with your daughter, guys really enjoy those pinups of her..she isn't really sixteen is she??"
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
Holysmoke!
What is it , sir?
It reads "self-destructs in 5 seconds"
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
So much for the "Close but no cigar defense"
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
`A woman is a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke'
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Well, sir, I just don't think one cigar is a fair trade for my camo pants.
| By Katja Harder (Animal) on Unrecorded Date: |
I wouldn't smoke that if I were you. You don't know where it's been.
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Kingtwo) on Unrecorded Date: |
She said her name was Monica...
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date: |