from the episode "Vendetta"
Conlan Carter, Telly Savalas, Rick Jason
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Greek: So what if you think the new infra-red light helmet is heavy. It's the latest development and you've been ordered to field test it.
Hanley: Why me? It makes my head such a big target.
Doc: That's why I'm coming along, Sir.
Hanley: How come you're not wearing this helmet yourself?
Greek: I developed this thing and someone's got to be around to make modifications when you 'get it'.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
"And I keep tellin' ya, I'm not Greek. This beanie was made by my mother for my birthday and she made me swear to wear it always."
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: "I thought officers were suppose to have their own drivers?".
Doc:"Well LT..I think Kirby and Littlejohn are passed out and Caje is looking for a woman..and the Sarge is...".
Greek:" Face it Hanley your it!".
| By Pat DC on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc has been staring at those nurses for quite some time now.
Not to worry, he's the cleanest and wisest of the squad. By the way, I'm due for a physical.
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
That was a kraut you slammed into back there.
I don't pick up hitchikers. Besides, it could have been you splattered all over the road.
| By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date: |
"At first I asked for the medic for an antidote for your Greek cooking - - Now I find out you and your Greek buddies dress in skirts and dance together AND you've got your hand on my leg - -YOU'RE gonna need Doc's services!! "
| By Schmeisser Dave on Unrecorded Date: |
Then we're agreed. Attempts to caption this picture have gotten ridiculous, and it should be replaced. OK, let's move out.
| By Sniper on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc. I don't like that evil look in your eye Lt.
I'm getting out.
Also the greek had his hand on my leg
{Greek smiles at Doc,Doc backs away}
| By Dana Eugene Creasy (Deecee322) on Unrecorded Date: |
Greek Officer: "Lieutenant, I cannot believe the incompetence of your medical orderly here..."
Hanley: "Why? What seems to be the problem?"
Greek Officer: "I asked him for some moustache wax from his medical kit and all he could provide me was Preparation H!!!"
Hanley: "That true, Doc?"
Doc: "Yes sir... he said he wanted to tighten up his moustache a bit, so I figured this would do the trick."
Greek Officer: "Pardon me for my ignorance, Lieutenant, but isn't that medication used to tighten up something else?"
Hanley: "Well, sir, you would know about that better than I would."
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"Any guy who asks for "sulfur" instead of sulfa deserves what he gets!"
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Okay, you're offering him a sawbuck for two bags of "sulfur power" and four "vitamin shots"....got it? I wish my brother was here!"
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Greek:"That poker game still on tonight Lieutenant???..I'd like to share my gifted inside of the game and to show my appreciation of my fellow American comrades in arms I'll even supply the beer".
Hanley:"Starts at 1930 in the rec tent".
Doc:"Beware of Greeks who bear gifts".
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
Greek (to the Lt.) How did Doc lose his ear?
The phone rang and he picked the iron by mistake.
How did he lose the other ear?
They called back.
| By PatDC on Unrecorded Date: |
Greek: "What made you join the army?"
Lt: "I actually joined the navy to see the world...and then spend two years in a submarine."
| By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc:"I hear Lieutenant the checkpoints are asking for drivers license, registration and proof of insurance cards".
Hanley:"Wonderful..whats next an emission test??".
Greek:"And I thought Greece was full of red tape..holy cow Lieutenant".
| By Rachel L. Ohlendorf (Whitequeen1) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: "Well, you try driving with that ominous box hanging over your head. I think I hear it ticking! When I said I wanted to go bombin' around, you didn't have to take me literally..."
| By Combat Fan on Unrecorded Date: |
Savalas: "...so do you think they'll have me back to film another episode? Because you know..."
Hanley: "Shut that Greek pie-hole of yours! Doc, hurry up! I gotta get this here jeep back to the Army Ordnance Musuem by 1 o'clock sharp, or there's gonna be trouble..."
Doc: "Sorry Lieutenant. Riding with you in a jeep when your in a hurry is a medical hazard in my opinion."
Hanley: "Whatever." [Hanley starts driving]
Savalas: "Huh?"
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"I KNOW it's a stupid story--but how else could I get to show up Anthony Quinn in both 'The Guns of Navarrone' AND 'Zorba the Greek'.....?"
| By irawoolery on Unrecorded Date: |
'Oh, Hanley.....D U C K !!! Ooo luvs yu, bebee, eh ? '
| By Judith Balcewicz (Judith) on Unrecorded Date: |
Savalas: I don't care if you are the star, my contract says I get to drive.
Jason: Somebody find my agent.
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: "Heh Greek you ever driven on the autobahn before?"
Greek: "Yeah only once but I was in a Porsche 930 turbo, this thing will be lucky to pass a Volkswagon full of drunken Krauts".
Doc: "Wonder how many crazy Greeks you can stuff in one of those V-Dubs?"
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"You heard me Lieutenant - I am a Greek National that wound up in the middle of France. I have a terrible sense of direction - that's why I wanted you to drive. And why does your medic keep getting out of jeep and saying; 'B.O.'? What means this American expression?"
| By Daniel Myers on Unrecorded Date: |
What??????
You were expecting a Lexus??????
| By Wildey on Unrecorded Date: |
Greek - In Greece we start the engine 1st, then we drive.
Lt. - I know. I tried that. Doc check it out!
Doc - Damnit Lt... Im a medic not a mechanic!
Anyway.... Its dead Lt!
(A little star trek plagerism never hurt anyone)
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Lieutenant:"If I live through this one, Saunders owes me big for getting a case of trench foot and leaving me to draw this mission!"
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Okay, now it's THIRTEEN tanks, three Bedfords and an APC....Are you SURE they built this ramp high enough?"
| By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date: |
Savalas: "Heh Rick have you seen my performance in the "Dirty Dozen" yet??..I play this crazy dude who...".
Jason: " Crazy you say?? Crazy is having us drive through that minefield ahead and in the dark, director wants it done in one take..now THATS CRAZY".
Doc: " Five-to-one Telly jumps before the minefield..any takers?".
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Savalas: "Heh Lieutenant the Doc says he's all out of penicillin, are you sure you still want to visit those crazy LaMore sisters in Saint Lo?
Hanley:"Where the heck is reverse on this thing?"
Doc:"Officers have all the fun".
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Hanley : Don't you think you're over-reacting?
Greek : Those krauts ordered hot dogs with saurkraut(?)and Coke! I told them NO DOGS, NO 7-UP, CHEESEBURGERS, CHIPS AND PEPSI!!!
Greek Cook : Cheeburgie, cheep, Pepsi.
| By Bob on Unrecorded Date: |
GREEK : Hey, who cut the feta?
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Nice driving, Lieutenant! Now we have to
pay the farmer for that cow before we can continue!"
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc:"As I see it, Lieutenant, I have two choices: Stay here with the other fellas and have a chance of getting out of this mission alive, or I can go with you and the crazy Greek and probably get blown to smithereens----My Mama didn't raise no fool!"
| By amy schrock on Unrecorded Date: |
Well Rick.. that's one way to get rid of the guest
stars you don't like.
| By Amy schrock on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc:There goes another MP,are you sure you got your drivers license Lt.?
Hanley:Sure I'm sure doc,I went to the best school ever. But I still wonder why instead of giving me a drivers test they gave me a picture and crayons.
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc: Hey, Lt. I don't think that you should'a hit that last bump so fast, one of our wheels fell off..
Hanley: Shut up, Doc, mabe this dumb Greek colonel won't notice!
Doc: But, we ain't movin'...
Hanley: I said "Shut up, Doc!"
Doc: (under his breath) I ain't even gonna tell him about the explosives and how we lost Kirby and Cage!
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc:"Look,Lieutenant, I know we don't get much socializin' out here, but wouldn't you rather take one of the nurses to the dance? At least they dance WITH you!"
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc:"Good idea, Lieutenant. Send the Greek into the Kraut camp as a distraction. They've been out here so long that even HIS dancing might be entertainin'!"
| By Tim Birney (M1a) on Unrecorded Date: |
when we get to the 7-11, I'll get the suckers, and you get the beer.
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Yes, the beret is dopey-looking! But I got awfully sick of people telling me that I look
like a giant roll-on deodorant.
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Ya like the way I got it outiftted, Rick? Nobody bothers ME on the L.A. Freeway when I'm drivin'
THIS baby!"
| By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date: |
Hey Lieutenant, ever do it "Greek Style"? heh heh heh.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Savalas: Yeah I know I look like a fool with this mustache. Just shut up and drive the dang jeep.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Rick: If I look dazed it's cause I can't believe this episode.
Conlan: Know how you feel. Think I'll just slip away so they have to delete my part in it altogether.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Savalas: I don't care if this 'ep' HAS the dumbest plot you've ever read. Get this jeep going Rick, or you're gonna need a REAL medic.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Doc: They don't need a medic; they need a straight jacket for that goofy Greek.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Conlan: What am I doing in THIS photo? I'm not even in the episode!
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Can you spot it Lieutenant? Hanging from that eave? Biggest hornet's nest I ever saw - that's why I wanted you to bring the jeep with the .50 caliber and a medic. Surely you wouldn't mind removing it from my chateau, would you? Lieutenant? . . . Lieutenant?
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date: |