Rick Jason: honey, I swear I didn't know that was super glue I put on your hand! Cyd: this is just great, now how am I going to get my gown on for the dance? Jason: that's ok honey, you really can't dance very well anyway.

By lady_wgkirby on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 12:00 am:

Cyd: This is my better side.

Hanley: No... I think the front is the best side.

Cyd: Excuse me?

Hanley: Oh... nothing.

By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: Do you know of a good dentist around here?

Hanley: You mean Dr. Saunders? (visions of the Bride of Frankenstein)

By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: "One ringy-dingy...two ringy-dingies...three ringy dingies..."

Rick: " Oh! I know! Um...Lily Tomlin, right? OK, who am I?"

Cyd: " But all you're doing is kneeling there with your mouth open....oh wait, ROCK
HUDSON!...Good one, Rick!"

By nathaniel on Unrecorded Date:

"OH MY GAWD--you mean this ISN'T 'Rick's American Bar' after all???"

By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: "Oh my... I think those two margarita's are finally catching up to me"

Rick: "Two??..baby you had at least four and that didn't include that Corona you had coming here".

Cyd: "Well Cinco de Mayo only comes once a year".

Rick: "That's not til next week".

By Judith Balcewicz (Judith) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: Little did I know, when this photo was taken, that it'd wind up on a webpage as the target for some decidedly tasteless humor.

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"Dammit, Hogan! Go back to your own series and take that lame-ass disguise with you!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"It's not that hard, Mademoiselle - we give you the "C" rations; you work a little 'French cuisine' magic with them, we're all happy - what's the problem?"

By Liz Garvin (Sparky99) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd " I'm seeing a filthy, blonde man, with a cigarette dripping out of his mouth. Is that familiar to you???"

Hanley " Damn, Saunders stole my cigarettes again!"

By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date:

Rick: "You said something about a drink if I showed you home".

Cyd: "Oh my!!!..I just remembered I have a headache, Charles will show you to the door".

Rick: "Forget Charles I want that Bud-Light".

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

She: "But Lieutenant, you're a married man!"

He: "That's an ugly rumor started by my wife!"

By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: "If your trying to look like one of those Clairol girls your doing a damn fine job!"

Cyd: "Clairol???..I thought I was trying for that Breck look".

By Corporal Kanger on Unrecorded Date:

Jason : Ok honey, now work that burnt cork over your face...I'm telling you, it worked wonders for me!

By Katie Wolfe (Luckystrikes) on Unrecorded Date:

"I leave when the pub closes."

By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: "See those candles back there? I made 'em myself with the huge chunks of greasy wax I continually pull out of my ear...like this!"

Rick: " That's gross!"

By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date:

What, no backrub??????

By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date:

Hey baby, wanna see my 'Purple Helmet"? heh heh heh

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"O.K., Lieutenant, we'll try to get back to our lines wearing these disguises you scrounged up,
but if you ever, EVER tell my men that you got me to wear a wig, I will personally give you an entire clip from the Thompson - sir."

By Sharon Hazlett (Ivy) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: "Cyd, I warned you to be careful with the crazy glue!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"This tooth is *killing* me! Is there a dentist in our outfit, Lieutenant?"

By Katie Wolfe (Luckystrikes) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: "Kirby told me all about them French ladies." You do understand, right."

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"You must leave immediately, Lieutenant! Ze Bosche are sure to stop at zees house - ze Spanish Rustic architecture sticks out like ze - how you say - sore thumb".

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"I know this dialouge is god-awful, Miss Charisse, but just think of it as 'paying our dues'. Maybe one of us will get noticed in this turkey, and have our own TV show someday."

By Judith Balcewicz (Judith) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: Should I or shouldn't I? You make it difficult for a girl to say no.
Lieutenant: Can I help it if I'm irresistible?

By Judith Balcewicz (Judith) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: Should I or shouldn't I? You make it difficult for a girl to say no.
Lieutenant: Can I help it if I'm irristable?

By Ira Woolery (Irawoolery) on Unrecorded Date:

That's the problem with you GIs. You spend 2 months on a Comboat with your platoon and all I get is 10 minutes ?

By Barbara Redmond (Redmond) on Unrecorded Date:

Hey Babe, let's order in a large pizza!

By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: "The perfume was lovely Lieutenant, but I really DO have a headache." (Well, I just can't tell him that I'm meeting a certain buck sergeant for a pair of silk stockings and chocolate!)

By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date:

Cyd: Do I tell him that I'm really a German spy now, or after he and I do a little one on one 'collaborating'?

By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: "That's a great disguise, Saunders, but that five o'clock shadow is a dead give-away!"

By Dana Eugene Creasy (Deecee322) on Unrecorded Date:

"I'm going to ask you just one more time... and I want you to think real hard... now where did you put my helmet and carbine? I have to get back to the platoon!!!"

By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date:

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Cyd Charisse and Rick Jason in the film "Sombrero"