Steiner: ok, I know you stole my watch sergeant! Sergeant: capitan, I promise it will not happen again! Steiner: I know it won't, you're being transfered to de russion front! Sergeant: no please, I hate der russkies, my wife's mother is one!

By Shagnastly7 (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, November 16, 2003 - 02:34 am:

capitan dat hurts wen su du dat! it's suppose to hurt dumkof, it also makes your voice higher!

By liljohns on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 07:48 pm:

Richard: Ah... she's beautiful.

Other Kraut: She's my wife!

Richard: Even better!

By Lbacker71 on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 04:39 am:

"No, Corporal, I don't think loosening the caps on the salt shakers, or putting black dye in the shower heads will make the prisoners talk. But I like the way you think, keep it up!"

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 09:48 pm:

*whispers* Don't tell anyone, but I think the sergeant is hot.

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

" . . .und den de landvirt says to de vertkäufer:
'Not mit mein fraulien you don't!' "

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"So that's how the Goose Step was invented! KINKY!!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Surely you're joking, Schmidt! It is only
9:30 AM. Your allotted time to use the latrine is from 4:02 until 4:04 in the afternoon! You know the SS rule book as well as I do. Now go back and stand at attention until that time"

By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date:

"Can you help me feldwebel? I'm looking for my submarine."

By Sandra Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date:

Richard Basehart in
"Long Way Home"

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