Doc: here's the last part to your gocart Billy! Billy: for some reason it don't look like the one on the box? Littlejohn: after all the help we gave you, and you still complain! Billy: ok, but I'm not riding it first!

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 05:47 pm:

LittleJohn: Hey! That looks like my old English teacher!

Billy: Yeah, I remember her.

Doc: *sighs sadly* That's my mom.

By Horatius on Unrecorded Date:

Little John: "Ok, Lieutennant, were ready now. We're gonna use this bike wheel like one'a them wheels'a fortune in a carney show ta figure out who gets ta run out there an flush the sniper."

Hanley: "Just do it quick, I've got to be at command and staff in 5 minutes. The Colonel'll have my ass if I'm late!"

By Steven Tyler FireFox on Unrecorded Date:

"Okay, here comes Sarge, outta Four; I've got the jack, Caje has the "can" --and Billy, you just start slapping that duct tape on the right front fender!"

By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn: "Heh Sarge call the Motor Pool and have them send the rest of our..Billy what did they call this thing?".

Billy: "It's listed in the Army manual as item number 1001-30245-6754 mobile transportation two-wheeled carrier".

Littlejohn:" You got that Sarge..and make it fast cause the krauts are coming".

By King Two on Unrecorded Date:

The ghost of the unknown soldier fails to distract Doc, Billy, and Littlejohn from their road safety class.

By Scott Runyon on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn:Doc, see if you can hit that German out there, with that wheel.Just to make it interesting let's have a bet.

Doc:Sure, what's the bet?

Littlejohn: If you can hit him, we've knocked a German.You miss, we're all dead.

Billy:I want in on this one!

By hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: Where's Kirby? Saunders left Kirby in charge here! Where is he?
Billy: Well sir, right after the Sarge left, Kirby jumped into our truck and road off in search of -uh- the finer things in life.
Saunders: I'll kill him.
Hanley: I'll court marshall him! He's had it.
Littlejohn: I don't think you'll need to worry about him, Lt. Kirby couldn't have gone very far. Doc here used to be a mechanic and well, he took care of it.
Doc: I wonder how far he got with three wheels!

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Doc, I know you're a pacifist and a non-combatant, but I really don't think that's going to protect you from the turret cannon that Panzer is swinging our way right now."

By Pat Sewell on Unrecorded Date:

"Varoom, varoom! Boy, it's been too-oo long since I've driven a car!"

By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date:

Ships Ahoy!! Oh wait, this isn't McHales Navy, is it?

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"Caje, we don't need you to translate - we've got Doc as our SPOKESman - - "

By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn: "Heh Sarge you have a 8mm socket..we only have standard stuff here".

Sarge: "I'm sure the Germans down the road have a set, why don't you go ask them..geez".

Billy: "Littlejohn you think he's serious?"

Littlejohn: "Nah...but heh you never know".

By hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

What happened to the bicycle that you wanted us to keep for you, Sarge? Well, uh- we know that you was saving it for your little brother, but...
Oh heck, it was all Billy's fault!

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

LITTLEJOHN: "I just sat on it for a second, Sarge, and it kind of just . . . disintegrated. The old farmer's really pissed. Can you chip in a
couple of bucks to help us buy him a new one?"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

" . . . and it gives us guys in the squad real pleasure to present our first 'Big Wheel' award to
none other than . . . Lt. Gil Hanley!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Sarge, an old Frenchman swapped us this swell bike wheel for our helmets, but he says he'll swap the rest of the bike for your Thompson! Will ya, Sarge, huh??"

By Sandy Marshall (Smarshall) on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey, what happened to the rest of my bike?"

By Sandy Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date:

Doc, Billy, & Littlejohn in Next in Command