Pierre Jalbert at Franklin Canyon, 1998
| By jasonking2 on Unrecorded Date: |
This dowsing rod is so good it can find water even beneath a plaster cast
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date: |
News flash April 25, the year 2070:
76-year-old Elian Gonzalez, accompanied by his Cuban bodyguard, returns to the United States.
| By Eric Schnell on Unrecorded Date: |
Shut up Kirby ... shut up!
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Old Doc once showed me this emergency field operation..something like sterlize the blade and than count to three. One...two..heh I forgot some Cognac first"!!
| By Albert W. Beauchamp on Unrecorded Date: |
I wish the sarge would stop borrowing my bayonet.
But I am ready this time.
| By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date: |
See? I had it engraved: "To Sarge". Think he'll like it? Now, he'll maybe stop borrowing mine. Oops! He's coming this way. Better hide this!
| By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date: |
...And we have special ways of making you talk, monsieur!
| By Badge on Unrecorded Date: |
"Ouch!!! Damn, this thing's never gonna heal."
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
A wound from the Krouts? Oh, no monsieur.You see, I got this wound trying to hold back all of those female fans at zee Recon 2000. (chuckle) Perhaps next time I should bring a tank to stop That crowd!
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
A wound from the Krouts? Oh, no monsieur? You see, I got this wound trying to hold back all of those female fans at zee Recon 2000. (chuckle) Perhaps next time I should bring a tank to stop That crowd!
| By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date: |
Oui, monsieur - I admit it - I FLUNKED hand to hand combat in basic, aussi!!!
| By Bob on Unrecorded Date: |
TABARNAQUE!
Dose prop guys switched bayonets wit me agin.
S'tie
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Let this be a lesson: One must be ver-rry careful when using a bayonet to shave!"
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Well, it was like this: I was carving the turkey...."
| By Dana Eugene Creasy (Deecee322) on Unrecorded Date: |
"My friend Conlan taught me this trick during the show... cast removal saw? We don't need no stinkin' cast saw! Watch this!"
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"For my next impression, I will do: 'What happened when Senor Wences insulted Zorro.'
Oh, by the way, this will be my last one. Is there a medic standing by?"
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Wait a minute King Two... That's not "Bayonet" with Pierre. "Bayo" is a girl! (Giggle!)
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
"This cast on my arm? Uh, let's see now... How DID I get it? So much wine and revelry at the Recon, I don't remember!"
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Scene: Outdoor rehearsal for leading role in southern California production of "The Merchant of Venice”...
Pierre: If I prick myself, do I not bleed?
| By Liz Garvin on Unrecorded Date: |
"Mosquito?!"
| By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date: |
Would you buy a used watch from this man?
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date: |