Littlejohn: I hope mom didn't send me one of those blasted fruitcakes again! Kirby: let's open it, and see, it might be a picture of Betty Grable! Caje: you guys are both wrong, it's a bottle of after-shave, his mom knows how bad he smells!

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 05:36 pm:

Caje: *whispers* Is he asleep?

Kirby: *whispering* Yeah, I think so.

Caje: Hurry up! Here comes the sarge!

Kirby: I can't wait to eat this cake!

Caje: Neither can I!

(both run off)

By Jim Lynch on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 03:10 am:

Littlejohn:"Hey it's ticking"
Kirby:"Who's it from"
Littlejohn:"Some guy named KRAUT,says..Happy Birthday..SCHVEINHUND!"

By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date:

"Holy smoke! It's one'a them inflatable girly dolls!"

"Me first!"

"No, no , me first..."

By dill on Unrecorded Date:

KIRBY: Littlejohn, are you trying to tell us that you agreed to take this heavy, unmarked package from Colombia all the way to occupied France in exchange for a couple of magic beans?

LITTLEJOHN: Not just any beans, guys... Nescafe coffee beans, the first in the world. There's a future in them little buggers!

By Scott Runyon on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn:(reading a card with the package)Happy Birthday from Aunt Kate.

Caje:What's in it?

Littlejohn:A few cookies and a big cake...Hey wait a minute I don't have an Aunt Kate!It's not even my birthday!

Kirby:Hey, what do you know!Today is my birthday!I have an Aunt Jill!

Littlejohn:It's Kate,stupid!

Kirby:Whatever.Give me that!

By Hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn: I don't know about this Kirby. I don't think that we should be opening other people's mail...
Kirby: C'mon, the Sarge'll never know!
Caje: (to himself) too bad they don't know that this is a trap, and the Sarge put a night duty assignment in it!

By Steven Firefox Tyler on Unrecorded Date:

"Holey Moley....This is the SAME Fruitcake my Aunt Reba sent to Ol' Jeb Stuart! Do I eat it, or put it on eBay?"

By Rick Yoshida (Flyboy) on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby: "Heh there Littlejohn I'll make yeah a deal..I'll carry your cake and you can carry my BAR".

Littlejohn: "This ain't a cake Kirby..it's a disguised German landmine that looks like a cake".

Kirby: "I don't care I have this sweet tooth and...a landmine!..I'am oughta here!".

By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby: "Heh Caje look Dunkin Donuts from the states...I get the one with the sprinkles".

Littlejohn: "I don't know Kirby the expiration date expired two months ago..lets feed them to those German POW's we passed up".

Caje: "Your all heart Littlejohn".

By Pat Sewell on Unrecorded Date:

"Hands off, Kirby! Food from back home has to be opened with something like---uh, reverence, yeah, that's it, reverence."

Kirby: "You're about to open a box of goodies, you big ape, not enter a church. Didn't your mama teach you about sharing?"

Caje: "Have a heart, Kirby. That's real food, not K-rations!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

KIRBY: "Whazzis - 'Do not open until Christmas'?? Ya think it's a fruitcake?"

LJ: "Must be. It's as heavy as an anti-tank mine"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Havencha' heard of 'Army worms' Littlejohn?
That's whatcha get if you eat sweet stuff in
a combat zone! Now let Caje and I get rid of that for ya, OK?"

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

Wait a minute! Don't open it!! You don't have an Aunt BRUNEHILDA!!!

By smarshall on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey Littlejohn, how's about sharing . . ."

By Sandy Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn, Caje, & Kirby in the "Birthday Cake"