Hanley: I can't even look at you guys when you come to confess!

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 10:02 pm:

Littlejohn: What is that? I've never seen it before!

Hanley: Littlejohn! Come on! The nun is lonely and I'm not going to stay with her.

Littlejohn: So ask Kirby. He doesn't look busy.

Kirby: *kissing one of the sisters, looks over at him* Oh, yes I am.

By Jim Lynch on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 03:02 am:

CAJE, WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT A RULER !!!

By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: "Little John, stop watching Kirby scrag that hooker and come over here! This nun wants somebody to help her across the street."

By Steven Firefox Tyler on Unrecorded Date:

"Okay, three Bingo cards and a half-dozen raffle tickets....What did you THINK we meant by 'Action'????"

By dill on Unrecorded Date:

HANLEY: Come on sister, let's get this show on the road.

WHOOPI: No way, uh-uh, no you DON'T! I don't care how many millions you intend to pay me for this, but I ain't NEVER gonna star in Sister Act 3! You got that, Mr. Sixties-Retro-Spit-and-Polish?

HANLEY(glaring menacingly): I'm the executive producer of this little picture, and my Colt .45 says you are. Now MOVE!

By aires on Unrecorded Date:

Nun: "Listen to me...I don't really fly"

By Hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Try this HWC!
Kirby:
I've been fighting with King Company
All the live long day.
I've been fighting against Germany
To pass the time away.
Don't you hear the bombs blowing
Rise up so early in the morn!
Can't you hear the Sarge shouting
"Make em' wish they were never born!"

So, Kirby, won't you blast
Kirby won't you blast!
Kirby won't you blast with your BAR!
Kirby won't you blast,
Blast with that BAR-R-R!

By Nancy LionStorm (349hwc) on Unrecorded Date:

By Nancy LionStorm (349hwc) on Unrecorded Date:

Mother Superior: "Now say 3 Hail Mary's, brush your teeth before you go to bed, and promise not to kill anyone."

Hanley thinks, "I know, I've died and this is H*ll."

By Bill Berry on Unrecorded Date:

Hey, Lieutenant Hanley! Is that really Sally Fields?

By Pat Sewell on Unrecorded Date:

"Yeah, Lieutenant, a "bake sale". These nuns are selling all kinds of goodies."

Hanley: "A "bake sale"? Where'd they get the flour and stuff to make it?"

Littlejohn: "There's a bunch of boxes stamped 'U.S.' over here, Lieutenant. Heh, didn't that supply sergeant say one of our trucks was highjacked the other day?"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"You look great, Saunders - that will get you through any Kraut checkpoint. And remember, we'll be right behind you"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"A .30 caliber aircooled and a bazooka?? I'm sorry, Sister, but the United States Army doesn't allow us to loan equipment to non-combatants. And I'm afraid I don't believe your story about needing them for the 'huge mice in the pantry', either".

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"Honest, lieutenant, we're just standin' here an' this NUN comes flyin' down here sayin' nobody will take her actin' seriously - and then Littlejohn starts seein' words in mid-air----- what is this - WIERD WAR 12??!!"

By Hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: No ma'am, how many times do we have to tell you we didn't bring any food.
Kirby: You'd think we was little Red Riding Hood or something.
Littlejohn: Maybe we are; I think I see a pack of big bad wolves coming at us right now but I don't think they want dinner!

By Hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn: Action? Uh guys, why is the word Action floating in the air besde me?
Hanley: Because we're in action, soldier.
Littlejohn: Boy, talk about the Twilight Zone!

By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date:

Nun: "Now, you've got it, Lieutenant. It's EdelWEISS, EdelWEISS..., every morning you greeeet me..."

Hanley: Where are the Von Trapps when you need 'em? Forget it. I think I'll stick with my carbine and let the Baron fight the Krauts with his songs."

Littlejohn: "I've heard you sing, Lieutenant. Good decision."

By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn: Hey Lieutenant! Come take a look at this funny little thing here in the corner. It looks like a word written backwards. What's it doing there? Get away! Get away!

By Sandy Marshall (Smarshall) on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey, ladies, do you know where we can find a restaurant around here? We're starving!"

By Sandy Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date:

The squad and the sisters in
The Infant of Prague