Caje: no wonder we're getting wet there's a hole in the roof! Kirby: those lousy krauts screwed up our pillbox!

By Shagnastly7 (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, November 16, 2003 - 03:12 am:

Caje: Kirby, why didn't you tell me I was gonna have to crawl under this tank? Kirby: well I new Littlejohn wouldn't fit, and I'm closterphobic and all, so I knew you wouldn't pass up a challenge like..... Caje: oh shut up and hand me that bazooka!

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 05:56 pm:

Caje: Yeah, you see Hanley's new girlfriend?
Kirby: Yea, she's a babe!
LJ: Uh... guys.

Hanley's above them

Together: Hello lieutenant!

By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date:

"Hande Hoch, Amerikaner!"

By Fred Brockman (Block) on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby:"That new guy, Mason, told me this would be a great place to lay low !"
Mason:"Yes sir,Lt.Hanley....I told all the volunteers to gather in that hole over there...."

By Fred Brockman (Block) on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby:"I can tell you Sgt.York didn't start like this..."
Littlejohn:"He was a farmboy, like me.."
Kirby: "You don't strike me as the Gary Cooper type, Littlejohn.."
Caje:" Hey ! Lieutenant! Will you please send me up the hill next ?" "Anything would be better than listening to these two!"
Littlejohn:"Who would play me in the movie then, wiseguy?"
Kirby: "I dunno man, probably somebody like Shemp Howard !"
Caje: "LIEUTENANT !!!"

By the Brat on Unrecorded Date:

Littlejohn-HA! HA! Wasn't that funny, you know people used to through tomatoes when I told that joke, I guess that's one reason to be out here,
away from everyone.
Kirby-Uh.. I hate to bust your bubble but, I think they found you.

By Scott Runyon on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby: Oh, this is going to be good.

Caje:You got the stick, Kirby.

Kirby:Yep, right here.

Hanley walks to the hole and Kirby puts the stick away.

Hanley:Hey, where's Saunders?

Kirby:UH..I don't know.

Littlejohn is trying to hold back a snicker.

Hanley:What about you, Caje.

Caje:(Also trying not to snicker.)I don't have a clue.

Saunders is sneaking up, behind Hanley and snatches the luitenant's underwear, giving him a wedgie that rips it off.

Saunders:Kirby, throw me the stick.(Sarge sticks the underwear around the stick and runs off screaming, "I got the luitenant's underpants!" while everyone applaudes.As he runs by.)

By K. Harder on Unrecorded Date:

"Look...up in the sky...it's a bird, it's a plane...

By hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby: We didn't do nothin' Lt.! I swear! We never ran off with those three French babes to have a party!
Caje: Well, we wanted to sir, but the Sarge came along and pulled rank on us. Yes sir, he's with all three of 'em right now if ya know what I mean.
Kirby (snickering to himself as Hanley storms off): By the time he figures out we was lying we'll be out of danger and free as a bird.
Littlejohn: It won't work, Kirby.
Caje: I wasn't lying, buddy. Where do you think the girls are?
Kirby: Oh shoot, how come all we ever get are babies and nuns.
Caje: Or geese

By hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Boy, I never thought that our new CO was that tall!

By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date:

Sorry. This mud hole is TAKEN, buddy!

By Sparky on Unrecorded Date:

Wow, a dame! Look at those legs!

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey, Dummy! The latrine's two holes over!!!!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Just keep goin', you three. Somebody's got to lay the field telephone line across the bottom of this cesspool, and you're elected. It's . . . it's . . .
it's Hanley's orders . . . Yeah, that's the ticket".

By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date:

Peek-a-boo!

By Aires (Aires) on Unrecorded Date:

Another hill?

By Melissa Roberts (Medic) on Unrecorded Date:

I don't know what you're talkin' about, Lt. We didn't take any cookies! Do we LOOK like we'd steal somethin'? Don't answer that!

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Mon Dieu! - The next time Sarge says 'Dig in', you two had better have met up with a bar of soap some time in the previous month, at least!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"D'ya mind Sarge? This is a private conversation.
After all, we are all 'Privates' - Heh . . . heh."

By smarshall on Unrecorded Date:

I hope this photo is okay - it's my first attempt at adding a caption photo - I hope to get better at it. This photo struck me funny - they appear to be saying "Who us?" "You've got to be kidding!" Please add any comments you wish to this caption.

By Sandy Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date:

Caje, Kirby & Littlejohn in "Hills are for Heroes"