Caje: hey guys, Kirby's got an itch, and I know where he got it! Kirby: how could you know, I never told you about her!

By PFC_Cedes on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 08:02 pm:

Caje: Where's the restroom?!

Kirby: The bush. You know that.

Caje: That bush?!

Kirby: Yeah.

By Lbacker71 on Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 04:53 am:

CAJE: Hold still for the camera Kirby

KIRBY: I hear that they are going to make this into leaflets and drop them all over Germany, trying for the sympathy vote.

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 05:40 pm:

Caje: Wow! She's gorgeous!

Kirby: I've seen better. She's too French for me anyway.

By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date:

"Will ya look at that!"

"Yeah, the CO should'a checked that outhouse for booby-traps before he went in."

By Hazelnut on Unrecorded Date:

Caje: Will you look at that...
Kirby: Boy, Hanley really knows how to operate!
Caje: Yeah, but should he really be -um- interrogating that beautiful German spy out in the open like that?

By Steven FireFox Tyler on Unrecorded Date:

"I dunno about those two, Kirby--The girl's pushy but cute, and the guy just keeps muttering about 'The Truth Being Out Here'... "

By Pat Sewell on Unrecorded Date:

"I don't know which is worse, Caje: army coffee or army chow. Heartburn, again!"

By King Two on Unrecorded Date:

Caje and Kirby learn too late that the Surgeon General's warning didn't go far enough.

By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby: "Big deal Betty Grable...heh I'd rather see a three-day pass and a fast jeep out of here".

Caje: "Stop scratching your coodies Kirby and maybe she'll come over here and "entertain" us??".

Kirby:" In your dreams Caje...she only goes for the brass types".

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"OK, Kirby, let's try it together now. Ready?
Nobody knoooows the trouble I've seeeeen . . ."

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"Welcome to our OPEN-AIR BISTRO .... I am your maitre'd Caje and this is votre garcon, monsieur Kirby, avec your first course -"Ash" Wednesday Soup!!

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"I grew up eating homemade jambalaya and shrimp creole - and now I'm lining up for my ninth straight day of 'C-ration stew'. Jus' put your BAR in my ear and pull ze trigger, Kirby, eh?"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"I can see why you advised me to keep my canteen cup handy, Caje - these French cigarettes are barf city!"

By Dana Eugene Creasy (Deecee322) on Unrecorded Date:

Caje: "Kirby, don't scratch your fleas so obviously... the lieutenant is watching! He'll think you don't like the Army and want to be a baseball player!"

By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date:

Caje: You know, I did hear something about that place called McDonalds that is suppose to have some really good burgers. Maybe we should check it out.

Kirby: Whazza happy meal??

By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date:

Caje: "Inspections in five minutes by General Bouchard?"

Kirby "You gotta be kidding!"

By aires on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby to Cage: "This is the highlight of my

day....CHOW"

By smarshall on Unrecorded Date:

Kirby: These fleas are murder!

By Sandy Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date: