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Chicago Tribune, September 1966

By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date:

"I KNEW we should'na toined left at Alba-koikee!"

By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: Pssst! Look Saunders! Here come those darn krauts with the machine guns again! You take my map and maybe they'll think you're the officer.
Saunders: So?
Hanley: Then they'll torture You for the information instead of me.
Saunders: I can take whatever they dish out. I'm tough!
Hanley: That's what you think. What do you think they use a wind mill for in the middle of France, huh?
Saunders: On second thought, here's the map.

By Andrew Funk on Unrecorded Date:

"It's mine!" "No, it's mine" "Give me my MAP!"
"Wait, here come the General. Act like were sharing the map." "Hello sir, everything's ok." "Ok, he's gone, now give me my map!"

By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders: "Okay, where is it again?"

Hanley: "Three blocks west, two blocks north, and it's right on the corner."

Saunders: "What's the name again?"

Hanley: " 'The Blue Oyster'. Just wear lots of leather and tell them 'Frilly Gilly' sent you."

Saunders: "Thanks Sweetie, you're the best!"

Hanley: "You're welcome my little Poodle."

By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders: "How long are we going to stand like this, Lieutenant?"

Hanley: "Until those MPs leave."(Looks down)
"Kirby, if you ever go near those nurses
again..."

Voice, whispering: "Never, Lieutenant! Never again. You got my word on it."

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Wait a second - Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo . . . Lake Michigan?!?! The stupid army sent us a map of Holland, MICHIGAN!

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Wait a second - Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo . . . Lake Michigan?!?! The stupid army sent us a map of Holland, MICHIGAN!

By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date:

Rick: Why do I always have to slouch whenever I pose next to you?

Vic: Cause I'm only five foot nine and you're 6 foot four. You know, equal billing and all that.

Rick: Yeah, but you're slouching too.

Vic: What slouch? Oh, you mean the drooping shoulder? I told the producer I needed a wooden mock up. That %$##$% Thompson is crippling me!

Rick: Always griping and bellyaching! <L.O.L.!> Oh, I was too, wasn't I? Well, welcome to the club.

By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders: Don't you hate it when the media asks us to mug for them?

Hanley: Why not? It beats c-rations anytime!

By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders: I don't care what you say, Lieutenant, I'm not going over those falls in this barrel. Your'e gonna hafta think of another way for me to pay you back the $100 I owe you.

Hanley: Too bad, Sergeant. Looks like I've got you over a barrel.

By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders: Ehhh....aren't we suppose to be in Germany?

By Dana Eugene Creasy (Deecee322) on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders: "Lieutenant, I TOLD you we should've sprung for the extra $ 19.95 for the full AAA membership... just look at this map the gas station gave us!"

Hanley: "That's alright, Saunders... I speak and read a little French. We'll get by."

Saunders: "Uh, then sir, why is the map upside down?"

By Katie Wolfe (Luckystrikes) on Unrecorded Date:

Sarge: "99, 100, 101...."

Lt.: "99, 100, 101...."


Kirby: "Let me down, I'm getting dizzy. I'm warning you, I'll throw up!" "Sarge, Lt. look up, look up, here I am."

Sarge (to himself): "I think he needs to go around a few more times, next time, he won't tell Littlejohn his mom's fruitcake is terrible, I wonder how he got him up on the windmill?"

By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date:

"We're in trouble Saunders....I don't see this freakin' barrel on the map anywhere !"

By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date:

"Blast ! I don't see Tipperary anywhere ! No wonder it's a long way there....."

By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date:

" Maybe we shoulda taken that Route 66 gig, Rick...it woulda beat walking all the time !"

By Bob on Unrecorded Date:

Saunders:When is Braddock gonna get back with my pants, this barrel is beginning to chafe.
Hanley:(to himself) EYES STRAIGHT,EYES STRAIGHT,EYES STRAIGHT...OOPS.

By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date:

Hanley: Dang! How did we get to be here in Holland?

Saunders: We musta been 'beeped' by Popeye's martian, "Beep".

Hanley: Is THAT what that yellow with purple spots critter was?

Saunders: Yeah and you got it's blood all over everything, even our only map.

Hanley: Doesn't matter anyway. It's a map of Normandy, not Holland.

Saunders: Guess we'll have to get back the hard way. Walking through enemy lines. Next time will you please not shoot everything on four legs in sight?

Hanley: Watch it sergeant; that's going too far.

Saunders: Not as far as we're going to have to walk.

By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date:

Chicago Tribune TV Week
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Chicago Tribune, September 1966