| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"I KNEW we should'na toined left at Alba-koikee!"
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: Pssst! Look Saunders! Here come those darn krauts with the machine guns again! You take my map and maybe they'll think you're the officer.
Saunders: So?
Hanley: Then they'll torture You for the information instead of me.
Saunders: I can take whatever they dish out. I'm tough!
Hanley: That's what you think. What do you think they use a wind mill for in the middle of France, huh?
Saunders: On second thought, here's the map.
| By Andrew Funk on Unrecorded Date: |
"It's mine!" "No, it's mine" "Give me my MAP!"
"Wait, here come the General. Act like were sharing the map." "Hello sir, everything's ok." "Ok, he's gone, now give me my map!"
| By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: "Okay, where is it again?"
Hanley: "Three blocks west, two blocks north, and it's right on the corner."
Saunders: "What's the name again?"
Hanley: " 'The Blue Oyster'. Just wear lots of leather and tell them 'Frilly Gilly' sent you."
Saunders: "Thanks Sweetie, you're the best!"
Hanley: "You're welcome my little Poodle."
| By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: "How long are we going to stand like this, Lieutenant?"
Hanley: "Until those MPs leave."(Looks down)
"Kirby, if you ever go near those nurses
again..."
Voice, whispering: "Never, Lieutenant! Never again. You got my word on it."
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Wait a second - Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo . . . Lake Michigan?!?! The stupid army sent us a map of Holland, MICHIGAN!
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Wait a second - Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo . . . Lake Michigan?!?! The stupid army sent us a map of Holland, MICHIGAN!
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Rick: Why do I always have to slouch whenever I pose next to you?
Vic: Cause I'm only five foot nine and you're 6 foot four. You know, equal billing and all that.
Rick: Yeah, but you're slouching too.
Vic: What slouch? Oh, you mean the drooping shoulder? I told the producer I needed a wooden mock up. That %$##$% Thompson is crippling me!
Rick: Always griping and bellyaching! <L.O.L.!> Oh, I was too, wasn't I? Well, welcome to the club.
| By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: Don't you hate it when the media asks us to mug for them?
Hanley: Why not? It beats c-rations anytime!
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: I don't care what you say, Lieutenant, I'm not going over those falls in this barrel. Your'e gonna hafta think of another way for me to pay you back the $100 I owe you.
Hanley: Too bad, Sergeant. Looks like I've got you over a barrel.
| By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: Ehhh....aren't we suppose to be in Germany?
| By Dana Eugene Creasy (Deecee322) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: "Lieutenant, I TOLD you we should've sprung for the extra $ 19.95 for the full AAA membership... just look at this map the gas station gave us!"
Hanley: "That's alright, Saunders... I speak and read a little French. We'll get by."
Saunders: "Uh, then sir, why is the map upside down?"
| By Katie Wolfe (Luckystrikes) on Unrecorded Date: |
Sarge: "99, 100, 101...."
Lt.: "99, 100, 101...."
Kirby: "Let me down, I'm getting dizzy. I'm warning you, I'll throw up!" "Sarge, Lt. look up, look up, here I am."
Sarge (to himself): "I think he needs to go around a few more times, next time, he won't tell Littlejohn his mom's fruitcake is terrible, I wonder how he got him up on the windmill?"
| By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date: |
"We're in trouble Saunders....I don't see this freakin' barrel on the map anywhere !"
| By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Blast ! I don't see Tipperary anywhere ! No wonder it's a long way there....."
| By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date: |
" Maybe we shoulda taken that Route 66 gig, Rick...it woulda beat walking all the time !"
| By Bob on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders:When is Braddock gonna get back with my pants, this barrel is beginning to chafe.
Hanley:(to himself) EYES STRAIGHT,EYES STRAIGHT,EYES STRAIGHT...OOPS.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hanley: Dang! How did we get to be here in Holland?
Saunders: We musta been 'beeped' by Popeye's martian, "Beep".
Hanley: Is THAT what that yellow with purple spots critter was?
Saunders: Yeah and you got it's blood all over everything, even our only map.
Hanley: Doesn't matter anyway. It's a map of Normandy, not Holland.
Saunders: Guess we'll have to get back the hard way. Walking through enemy lines. Next time will you please not shoot everything on four legs in sight?
Hanley: Watch it sergeant; that's going too far.
Saunders: Not as far as we're going to have to walk.
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date: |