Theodore Bikel, Jack Hogan, Vic Morrow, Pierre Jalbert
Photo copyright ABC television.
Thank you to Sandy ("Chatteroni") of Ontario for the picture.
| By Shagnastly7 (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, November 16, 2003 - 03:18 am: |
Saunders,in low tone: yes king two, but he really smells, can't I find someone else to guide us?
| By PFC_Cedes on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 08:17 pm: |
Saunders: Yes dear, I love you too. Uh-huh. Oh of course.
Mountian man: *murmers* She's my wife.
Caje to Kirby: Is he done yet?!
Kirby: No, I don't think so.
Saunders: No that's just some of my German prisoners.
Caje and Kirby: German?! *pounce on Saunders*
| By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Be patient, ok guys? I'm stuck in the voice mail."
| By Scott Runyon on Unrecorded Date: |
Guy on phone: Hello, this is High in the Mountains phone company.Would you like to switch to our phone company.We have great rates.Can't get any better in the middle of a war.
Saunders:I'm sorry.I don't have time for this.We're...Uh...In the middle on a fight.Ya that's it.
Caje, in the background:Sarge, where's the beers?
Sarge:Hang on, sir. They should right down there, Caje.
Caje: They're gone!Germans must have took them.
Kirby:Damn Krauts.
| By Aires (Aires) on Unrecorded Date: |
Two cheese and two pepperoni......
| By shooter7098 on Unrecorded Date: |
Pierre's hatred rose inside of him as the Sgt. deliberetly left out HIS order of fries. At this moment he knew that the German's weren't the only enemy against them!
| By Sgt. Horvath on Unrecorded Date: |
I think you should take out the skip stone and steal 2!
| By fermin on Unrecorded Date: |
"KWAI?"
"You got the wrong movie!"
| By John Kozin on Unrecorded Date: |
"Hello? Pierre's Pizza Palace? Do you deliver? Good, I'd like to order two large pizzas.
Address? Well, um....just listen for all the shooting.
Hello? Hello?"
| By NAVAL AVIATOR on Unrecorded Date: |
IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE AMBUSHED PRESS 1
IF YOU ARE STANDING ON A LAND MINE PRESS 2
IF A SNIPER HAS A BEAD ON YOU RIGHT NOW PRESS THREE
IF YOU ARE MORTALLY WOUNDED AND LOSING CONSIOUSNESS PLEASE HOLD THE LINE....
| By Amy Schrock on Unrecorded Date: |
WHAT do you mean Hanley's gone and won't be
back till the festia is over! And no I DON'T
want to bye a sombrero!
| By Jeremy on Unrecorded Date: |
"Yeah, we'v got him.....but he said he won't go on until the policeman, construction worker, and the indian all say thier sorry about saying he looks fat in that outfit. Ok we'll bring him back to the village people set, be there in 5"
| By cimeng69 on Unrecorded Date: |
sugeng injing Letnan, sak meniko kulo bade nglapur pejah gesang kulo nderek kumpeni mawon
tiyang landa menika nggih katah ingkang nderek ten ngayogyakarta
| By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hello...is this Paramount Pictures?....I have Ted Bikel here....where is the Fiddler on the Roof set?....ok.....how do we get there from Normandy?....Normandy.....N-O-R-M-A-N-D-Y....state?....I dunno....yahoo?.....no, I don't have a yahoo.....I have a bazoo-ka, is that the same thing?
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders:"Heh Hanley our guide here won't continue unless he finds his lost puppy, Kirby is crying for more hot chocolate and I think I have a cold sore coming on..man were in trouble".
Hanley:"You guys are killing me, it's no picnic back here either. My pencil just broke, were all out of toilet paper and the Captain just got a Dear John letter..so suck it up and get that information as ordered...cold sores or not".
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"King Two, this is White Rook, over . . . no I DON'T want to change my long distance service; get me King . . . how the hell did you get ON this frequency??"
| By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date: |
Listen, Sergeant. If you don't give me my turn on the phone, I'm through lending you any more quarters.
| By Rose Ann Schrock (Carbine) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: King Two? Is that you, Lt.? Well, there's this Frenchman here who claims we're not in France!
Hanley's voice: What?? What kind of stupid idiot is he?
Saunders: Well sir, he says that there aren't even any moutains in France like these and that we are really in some place called Squaw Valley. Are we closer to home than we think?
Hanley's voice (POed): Saunders just..oh, forget it, Vic! Call a lunch break and get me my agent!
| By Sam Spritzer (Teknogeek9) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hello....I have this funny looking guy in a sheepcoat wanting to know if you can come and plow his driveway. Its the only way Kirby'll be able to go to the john.
| By Ira Woolery on Unrecorded Date: |
I think this guy's just mad because he had to shoot his girlfriend to get the fur to make his sheepskin coat.
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Mountain Man thinks, "So, you're telling your lieutenant that I smell like Limburger cheese, are you? Well, I'll have my revenge when I lead you into a nice little avalanche-prone valley that only I know the way out of. Heh, heh, heh, heh!"
| By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Sir....we can't sneak up on anybody with this guy around. He's never heard of soap, and smells like Limburger cheese somebody ate and lost ! His sheepskin clothes smell better than he does !"
| By Brock Manfred (Block) on Unrecorded Date: |
" I dunno King Two.....all I get outta this guy is he claims he was Captain Von Trapp on Broadway,
and this is where he ends up ! He wants to know what Christopher Plummer ever did to get the movie role !"
| By rickwalk on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: "Yeah, Lt., I said I wanted to have 6 gas masks sent up,pronto. We met this guy who ate about half a case of C-Rations beans and he says he will gas the krauts for us. I been here 30 minutes already, and yes, I believe him.phew-eeee..."
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"I dunno who he is, Lieutenant - he just keeps shaking our hands and saying 'Mazel Tov'. Kirby
thinks he means a 'Mazel Tov Cocktail' . . . Yes
sir, I know Kirby's a moron . . . "
| By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date: |
"Yeah, that's right - three pepperoni pizzas and a quart of borscht - don't ask."
| By J.J. Fowler (Panzertrak) on Unrecorded Date: |
Sarge: "Heh Lt. according to our map were just outside of Stalingrad..that mean anything to you?"
Hanley: "Stalingrad?!?!..I told you guys to take the low road..report back here and don't forget the vodka".
| By Katja Harder (Animal) on Unrecorded Date: |
Hello, Cher? Sonny's here waiting for you. Better hurry, he does not look happy.
| By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date: |
"Okay...You'd like to hear "If I were a Rich Man", and send it out to the guys in the QM Corps? No problem! And thanks for joining us on 'Armed Forces Live-By-Request'!"
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Saunders: "Hanley, I don't think we're in Kansas any more."
| By Pat Sewell on Unrecorded Date: |
KIRBY(muttering under breath): "Reach out and touch someone, huh! I'd like to reach out and "touch" the guy who sent us out in this miserable weather!"
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Kirby thinks, "Here we are - freezing, starving and dead on our feet, but the Sarge is STILL on the phone with Hazel."
| By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date: |
Kirby thinks, "Here Caje and me are - freezing, starving and dead on our feet, but the Sarge is STILL on the phone with Hazel."
| By Hans D. Hauptmann on Unrecorded Date: |
What? No, I do not want to subscribe to your magazine!!!
| By Katie Wolfe (Luckystrikes) on Unrecorded Date: |
Mom, I told you not to call me at work, what will the guys think. No I don't think he will sell that fab vest.
| By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date: |
Yes. That's right. I want two of those fur vests on page 457 of the winter catalogue. Make that in a size 42, color 003 kaki, code no... What's that?
You're all out? Some guy just bought the last one?
Sorry, Kirby. I guess we're just going to have to make do with these ugly things.
Hey you. I'll offer you... sixty bucks for that vest. Interested??
| By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date: |
(CAPTION FOR THE PREVIOUS 4/25 DUTCH PHOTO)
Lieutenant, check that map again - our R & R is supposed be in the Ardennes not behind ENEMY LINES! Oh, and by the way, it's 1966 and Monty STILL hasn't taken Holland!!!
| By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date: |
Lt. - I'm sure this guy's been drinking - I said "King 2" and he claims he's a Sherpa and "K-2" is the next mountain over - - - !!
| By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date: |
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