I'm telling you fellows that shadow on the wall looks just like a duck!

By Jon Smith (1918a2) on Friday, April 05, 2002 - 09:42 am:

JUST THE FACTS MA'AM ?? TAKE THE POINT ?? I MUST BE IN A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE

By lady_wgkirby on Tuesday, March 26, 2002 - 09:54 pm:

You're kiddin' right?

Girl off screen: No... no I'm not. I know you're my doctor but...

By any chance is this the problem you came to see me about?

Girl: Well... yes.

By Lyne Tremblay (Lyne) on Unrecorded Date:

Bread, milk, butter, bread... Now, you're sure you want me to add beans, hon? Remember what those things to do you!

By Horatius Cocles (Horatius) on Unrecorded Date:

Director: "Rolling; Cue Hogan."

Jack: "Hey, Little John, I got.... Damn, wrong show!"

(General laughter from set)

Director (also laughing) "Cut, CUT!"

By albert w. beauchamp on Unrecorded Date:

Not another draft notice. Where is the sarge when you need him.

By albert w. beauchamp on Unrecorded Date:

Not another draft notice. Where is the sarge when you need him.

By dill on Unrecorded Date:

They told me at the tanning salon that it would be on the house, and instead they charge me... WHAT? Well, gosh be darned! So much for the advantages of being a TV star...

By JoDavidsmeyer on Unrecorded Date:

Jack checking out of Holiday Inn after Recon 2000: "Excuse me, but this isn't right. There shouldn't be a dozen martinis on my room bill. Are you sure this isn't for Rick Jason?"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"I feel like the world's all-time geek! You can have your $200 manicure and your Brooks Brothers suit - just make me look like a G.I. again!"

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"SORRY Sir! I used to tape my lines to my BAR handle - this is gonna be tough unless I can trade my pistol in for that Browning Automatic!!"

By Pat Sewell on Unrecorded Date:

"You mean you just want me to say my lines, act a little, and-and that's all? No explosions, no mud, no BAR? Hey, I can handle this!"

By Sandy Marshall (Smarshall) on Unrecorded Date:

Things appear to be a little fuzzy, can anyone help me solve this case?

By Sandra Marshall (Ladygarand) on Unrecorded Date:

Jack Hogan in
Adam-12