October 19, 1999


Combat! Episode "One More for the Road"
with Fletcher Fist, Vic Morrow, Tom Lowell

By Jo Davidsmeyer (Admin) on Unrecorded Date:

You! Cut the innocent routine. We've got ways of making you talk.

By PatDC on Unrecorded Date:

Where did you hide the explosives?...Get the Doc. A dose of Scopolamine will make him talk.

By Nancy LionStorm (349hvywpnscrew) on Unrecorded Date:

Brockmeyer: "Did the wittle bitty baby bite off the big Sergeant's finger?"

By Patricia Sewell (Patsewell) on Unrecorded Date:

Baby: One more "cootchey, cootchey, coo" and I bring up the carrots and green peas I had at lunch!"

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Uhh, Kirby . . . I think this kid's diaper
is booby-trapped . . . or somethin' . . ."

By jawman on Unrecorded Date:

uhh sarge.....she kinda looks like a Gerry....what gives....was it GCI pipe madness or did Percallus from Tenaha lend you some sperm
skin

By Sandy Whisler on Unrecorded Date:

I hope I can still make them smile at the change
my diaper routine.

By PatDC on Unrecorded Date:

Hey buster, where did you stick that finger last?

By Pern & Urian on Unrecorded Date:

O.K. Lt., go & see Alice, eat the mushrooms and get big again so we can continue the mission...

By Rachel L. Ohlendorf (Whitequeen1) on Unrecorded Date:

Gee, these replacements just keep gettin' younger and younger...

By Omaha Al on Unrecorded Date:

"Hey ya grubby G.I.! Get that filthy finger outta my face!! Why don't ya go off and eat that 'pineapple' ya got pinned to yer chest?!!"

By Bob on Unrecorded Date:

Hey kid, pull my finger!

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"Caje . . . Caje, can ya hear me buddy? The
Krauts have some new kind of 'age-regression' ray gun . . . we're gonna figure somethin' out,
buddy . . . you understand, Caje?"

By John on Unrecorded Date:

Adults!!! don't they know they should use the toilet paper from their C-rations or wear gloves when they use the cathole

By PatDC on Unrecorded Date:

Do you know what we do to Nazi babies.....we shove them in a blender feet first to see the expression on their faces.

By Craig Rothhammer (Gueststar) on Unrecorded Date:

OK youse guys, so by now the ABC president has our ransom note, and if he don't start production of the sixth season by.....

By Louis Vierne on Unrecorded Date:

"It looks so *real!* Wonder who left it here? And what happens when you press this little button under the chin that says: 'platzen'?"

By Mr. BAR on Unrecorded Date:

Brockmeyer:" Oh-ohhh, smells like the baby had a big smeely accident in his shorts..."

Sarge:" Uhhhh,...yeah, that's it...it's the baby...ahem....."

By Nathaniel Bridger (Nathaniel) on Unrecorded Date:

"Yer in the clear, Sarge--the Paternity Test came back "HASBRO'...!"

By Richard Reilly (Chip) on Unrecorded Date:

Ooo, look at that pwetty pinneapple hanging from the big man's pocket... I can just reach it and if I pull hard enough ...